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Winnie the Pooh meets Beetlejuice, part 7

Don’t have much to comment about on this part, since the guests have such little screen time. People think this is fun, by the way.

Winnie the Pooh meets Beetlejuice, part 6

• 2:39 “Are you guys look like dead or something?”
• 2:43 Anything to keep the francWAIT A MINUTE. One of these characters was surprised at how Lydia could see the whole gang, and now they claim to have been put under a magic spell by the Good Fairy. It’s a bad video, of course there’s plot holes.
• 2:51 *sigh* People like this…
• 4:21 That’s all they’re here for, and that’s all they’ll ever be here for. That, and line theft.
• 6:01 [link]*

*Couldn’t find a better reaction shot, sorry

Winnie the Pooh meets Beetlejuice, part 5

• 0:27 Kid, we’re in an age where Disney will not allow smoking in their movies anymore, let alone slit throats.
• 1:38 It is not Halloween, it’s friggin’ March. Stop singing about Halloween!
• 2:44 Especially when it’s in Spring.
• 6:05 Is it?
• 7:29 That question couldn’t be more deserved in these videos.

Winnie the Pooh meets Beetlejuice, part 4

• 1:22 *eyebrow rises*
• 4:13 Nonsensical scripting ahoy!
• 7:31 Pooh and his friends wouldn’t get used to this that easily.
• 9:36 Even longer than planned with you guys around.

Winnie the Pooh meets Beetlejuice, part 3

You know, Pooh and his friends have such little screen time so far, I was expecting something newer. Something worse.

• 0:05 I dunno… Don’t start that again?
• 1:05 And there’s your first bit of evidence that Pooh and some cartoon vultures have just stumbled into a purely 15-rated adventure.
• 1:46 It’s Disney’s first ever feature film for adults only!
• 4:32 WHAT IS KANGA DOING THERE
• 4:38 WHAT IS MOWGLI DOING THERE

Winnie the Pooh meets Beetlejuice, part 2

And here’s the part where Winnie the Pooh and his friends finally die.

• 1:40 Hopefully this will mean no more adventures, right? Ri- Hmm. Maybe this could explain the whole logic of these vi- Forget it. It already happened like this.
• 2:48 Already a reason why they shouldn’t be here. These guys just died, for Pete’s sake.
• 3:42 Implying you ever did have reflections.
• 3:54 Coincidentally, Pooh doesn’t look too lively in this shot.
• 7:36 POOH DOES NOT BELONG IN THIS UNIVERSE.

Winnie the Pooh meets Beetlejuice, part 1

Boo! Hiss!

Yes, those sounds are exactly what you think they are and more. It’s Halloween! So here’s a terrifyingly bad idea for a Disney crossover, and old one from the looks of it - the original Beetlejuice. There’s also adventures through Hocus Pocus and The Haunted Mansion with Eddie Murphy, but those two are Disney themselves. This is Tim Burton going wild at Geffen.

Where I come from, Beetlejuice is classified 15, a more strict rating than PG. This is not just because the film has swearing that will quite obviously be replaced by tamer captions, but because of the gory images throughout. How will Daniel Esposito cope? Let’s find out, shall we? *evil cackling followed by a fit of coughing and wheezing* Winnie the Pooh meets Beetlejuice.

• 0:23 Eh, it’s at least nice to see the whole thing rather than just one word.
• 1:30 Of course there would be Pok– Oh, okay. At least this is old.
• 1:54 Heh, couldn’t even find his own MSWMM file.
• 4:39 So the vultures are already with them? Well, that saves us from an introduction scene. For now. Oh heck, why should I complain? There’s very little guest stars here.
• 5:08 Yeah. Why ARE you here for?
• 5:12 …nothing. Because that’s what he always does.
• 6:42 Not for another seven months, to be honest.
• 10:02 Notice how throughout those few minutes, Adam and Barbara were completely ignorant of their new roommates?

Pooh's Adventures of Looney Tunes: Back in Action, part 9

• 0:59 In case you’ve never seen the real film, yes, they really do use this song in the credits.
• 2:25 I’m pretty sure it’s Bret Iwan.
• 3:26 Even further proof that these people see Roger Rabbit as just a fun crossover.
• 5:21 Of course. Of course. He’s working with trains.
• 6:16 THIS IS YOUR REVIEWING IDOL, ANIMATION FANATICS
• 7:50 Yeah! Thanks for not letting him put this on YouTube!
• 8:03 Define “great”.
• 8:08 And may God have mercy on your soul, dear viewer.
• 8:14 [link]
• 8:37 They just broke the fourth wall at the end and still you continue the story like this? Come on, remember how Pooh’s Adventures of Ghostbusters ended?
• 9:22 Funny, that’s just what I was thinking beforehand. God, the predictability…

• Repetition:
• Lack of sense:
• The penguins:
• Introduction montages:
• Lack of understanding on breaking the fourth wall:

Overall: 3.4/5

0.32/10. Well, that was okay. The movie I mean, not the video. The video sucks. While it could have been worse, it just goes to show how these Pooh’s Adventures creators do not understand comedy, even when it isn’t that funny itself. They just see movies as fun and adventure, not anything inspirational (besides crossovers) or well-developed.

You’d have to be a complete fool to miss the point of a film that has the intention of satire or teaching life lesssons; Back in Action may be too self-aware, but it’s the anti-Space Jam, and one of the biggest problems with Space Jam was that it was fun over substance, with too many characters surrounding our hero including those with no personality. This video is not what Joe Dante had in mind. And what better way to finish off a commentary on Looney Tunes than…

Pooh's Adventures of Looney Tunes: Back in Action, part 8

These people think they’re so epic…

• 0:30 And by unexpected he means COMPLETELY EXPECTED
• 0:46 Poor Genie has been tortured by video editing so brutally he gets cut off abruptly twice.
• 0:51 Indeed, Pooh. Two of your friends got cut off abruptly.
• 0:57 Don’t these people care that there’s two captions at the same time?
• 1:21 You should know, you weirdo.
• 5:03 And they use the Shrek 2 cover as if it’s the only one that ever existed. Or maybe just because cartoons.
• 6:47 The creator should know that by having the music that loud we can not understand what anyone in the real movie is saying.
• 13:36 For a moment there, I was going to throw a fit.
• 13:52 *rolls eyes* Of course he would.
• 14:13 And here’s where the continuity in the Pooh’s Adventures series continues to prove that it makes no sense at all.

Pooh's Adventures of Looney Tunes: Back in Action, part 7

• 0:29 [link]
• 1:20 Heh, he missed the chance to steal Brendan Fraser’s line.
• 3:00 Once again, I’m rooting more for the penguins in terms of crossover heroes.
• 3:49 Insert cutaway here.
• 4:43 “Woah, if looks could ki*cut off* [link]
• 4:58 Or this isn’t Pooh’s Adventures! Wait…
• 5:45 Still truer to his character than any of the guest stars.
• 6:02 How long exactly? They’ve faced against each other hundreds of times, after all.
• 6:15 Of course, this is still less forced than what became of the antagonists of El Arca.
• 6:24 The Hundred Acre Wood Rebel Alliance. THE HUNDRED ACRE WOOD REBEL ALLIANCE. THE HUNDRED ACRE WOOD REBEL ALLIANCE.
• 8:07 A few kids were until crossover footage showed up.
• 9:13 See how pointless these guest stars are?
• 12:40 Does this mean the Power Rangers guys will get the same punishment?
• 12:54 Because these videos are generic as hell, that’s why.

Pooh's Adventures of Looney Tunes: Back in Action, part 6

• 0:08 Well, you’re not helping.
• 1:12 This so far is the best possible explanation.
• 1:39 Well, with the amount of heroes here it won’t work as well as you think.
• 3:51 Owl working at a museum in France. Sounds normal by this movie’s standards.
• 4:15 Even more so when they’re hijacked by Winnie the Pooh.
• 7:40 See what BrerDaniel is missing?
• 7:50 You know you can drive straight over there, right?
• 8:37 I was. I’ve seen this movie.
• 10:13 No it doesn’t. Fierce looks like something ugly and with big, sharp teeth. Weirdo.
• 10:34 Really? Looks like you’re going the wrong way.
• 10:54 The Penguins of Madagascar, hell, even Pokémon have the most appropriate reaction shots in this video.
• 11:38 And you’re being interrupted by more cartoon characters than Joe Dante intended. This never wanted to be Space Jam, you know.
• 12:40 He already had a duck beside him in the original movie. What’s the need for that caption?
• 14:00 [link]
• 14:05 Like going on the exact same adventure, for instance.
• 14:13 You’re one to talk. Look at the way Genie was going when Jenna Elfman was falling!
• 14:37 How are they all going to fit onto one elephant?