Heck No Pooh's Adventures

STOP

seriously you guys are being even less talented by ripping that dane guy off

wait what are you doing

This time, the same guy does it with humans… and… *slaps his face*

maxtaroisheretoo:

Did any of you know that “The Lorax” is actually a pun on “The Lower Axe”?

(Source: youtubeclassics)

youtubeclassics:

No thank you, world, for giving this masterpiece 660 dislikes out of 112 likes!

As a bonus, here’s a crossover that isn’t part of Pooh’s Adventures but is still just as bad!

As The Avengers Assemble is out on DVD in the UK today, here is someone’s failed attempt at crossing over Danny Phantom with Iron Man.

“This is incredible! It’s the first time anyone’s attempted to do a crossover with Iron Man. It’s too bad you’re not doing it anymore. It would have made an awesome crossover.”

Pfft. Come on. He only added, like, one scene from Danny Phantom.

A “deleted scene” from Winnie the Pooh Goes to FernGully, made by Puterboy, who has barely made a complete Pooh’s Adventure in his life, but is still one of the maddest of madmen in the cult.

Winnie the Pooh Goes to Hotel Mario, Part 7. Five likes and no dislikes? That’s easy for me to fix.

• 2:27 No, Rigby. He did it. He only.
• 3:06 Could this be the end of Pooh’s Adventures as we know it? One can only hope…
• 3:28 Ho ho ho hyuk hyuk!
• 3:33 *frowns and raises and eyebrow*
• 4:08 Hearing the words and reading what the creator assumes that word is makes me cringe.
• 4:14 *closes it down* :D
• 4:23 Don’t pick your nose in front of the camera, kid. You're embarrassing yourself even more than your editing skills.
• 4:31 BATMAN: Oh jeez…
• 4:45 At least he found a higher quality clip of Ttark than the last time I saw him.
• 4:53 Goodness gracious me, how many characters are there exactly?
• 5:12 Self inserts. Oh, joy.
• 5:42 Semi-colons do not work that way!

• Engrish:
• Subliminal messages:
• Irritation:
• Lack of Pooh:
• Laziness:

Overall: 5/5

0/10. A downright awful one indeed. It’s lazy, it’s a bad concept, and it’s just the longest bad YouTube Poop I’ve ever seen. Why do a Pooh’s Adventures of Hotel Mario when you can do this, this or even this? You don’t even have to try and think up a joke while you’re at it. Well, onto Pooh’s Adventures of Batman & Robin -1…

Winnie the Pooh Goes to Hotel Mario, Part 6. I can’t believe I didn’t say it earlier, but “Adventure” my ass.

• 0:04 MORDECAI: *gains a new brain cell and drops it*
• 1:15 Think of the colourblind!
• 2:15 Weird. He can’t use apostrophes but he can use “too”.
• 2:23 Couldn’t you ask what happened rather than force questions onto dialogue that doesn’t even need it?
• 2:41 RIGBY: They pinch back?
• 2:45 Poor Luigi.
• 2:51 I’m not concentrating on the added subtitles here, I’m concentrating on what Bowser’s really telling the creator to do.
• 2:59 YOU’RE NOT EVEN TRYING
• 3:08 Why did we need Mistress Nine anyway?
• 3:11 …So you married her?
• 3:27 MARIO: And you can’t because you’re not playable! Ha ha! No offence, Luigi.
• 4:38 You could’ve said that 20 seconds later.
• 5:51 Why do you have to make the subs so difficult to read?
• 6:57 RIGBY: *seven brain cells drop out of his ear*
• 7:07 And why couldn’t you make the subtitles white much earlier?
• 7:17 Bowser Jr’s not a girl!
• 7:37 I SAID YOU’RE NOT EVERY TRYING

Winnie the Pooh Goes to Hotel Mario, Part 5. This makes the Nostalgia Critic’s Let’s Play of Bart’s Nightmare look like whatever Let’s Player is perfect because I haven’t even watched much of them.

• 0:15 Excuse me, Reese, but click here.
• 1:40 Do these videos even imply that three year olds visit this site?
• 3:30 RABBIT: No, Mario, don’t eat it!
• 2:59 Strange. That level didn’t even get a commentary.
• 3:39 Someone doesn’t know much about philosophy, economy and liberalism.
• 4:09 *burps*
• 4:50 Screw Piglet and Mario, we can turn just about any character into an idiot!
• 4:57 I read that three times and it fit.
• 5:08 I’m getting Pooh’s Adventures of the Magic Voyage flashbacks!
• 5:31 Rabbit’s face is also mine.
• 6:30 “you Know im Thinking We Should Stay in a Fancy Hotel Just Like This One Day. What do you Guys” *cuts to next clip* Not even slo-mo will do any justice.
• 6:34 Pooh hasn’t even had the chance to say very much. Shouldn’t this be Tyrannosaurus Alan’s Adventures?
• 7:01 Come on, one interruption surely was enough!
• 7:49 Another example of trying too hard.
• 8:08 So, Pooh, got anything to say about Mario losing his power, you dumbass?

Winnie the Pooh Goes to Hotel Mario, Part 4. You know your crossover sucks when its only positive aspect is that it’s boring and not infuriating.

• 0:27 For a Canadian, this guy’s English is abysmal, but I wouldn’t make fun of it if he was from Quebec. Sadly though, people like this.
• 1:26 What, was the last cutscene hard to find in high quality?
• 1:32 Two missed opportunities for Luigi in a row!
• 1:44 MORDECAI: *another brain cell falls out of his ear*
• 1:49 *headdesk* Please don’t remind me of Pooh’s Adventures of Star Wars…
• 2:32 *sigh* Counting “Whao"s is going to be another drinking game, isn’t it?
• 3:58 You’re obviously cheering Mario on because you don’t do jack in these videos.
• 5:45 "Another Koopaling How M-” Hey is th- *clip ends* I don’t like this at all.
• 5:46 And yet the following clip took me longer to watch than to read.
• 6:58 And here I was expecting Mordecai to try and correct Mario’s Rolling Stones reference by saying that it’s not his cloud.
• 7:26 Stop slowing time down and let them go in immediately!
• 7:32 MORDECAI: *yet another brain cell falls out of his ear*

Winnie the Pooh Goes to Hotel Mario, Part 3. I mean, really. Who crosses over gameplay videos with clips of cartoons to tell a story? Who?

• 0:06 He even misspelled “Whoa”.
• 1:41 What’s even stupider is that there is usually at least one cartoon character interaction scene in each level.
• 1:44 *sees the Annoying Orange face* YakkoWarnerMovies is most likely jumping for joy.
• 2:44 Shut up, subtitles.
• 2:45 Mario actually wanted you to leave him be as he checked for himself.
• 3:10 The punctuation is so bad you can’t tell if Tigger’s stating the obvious, or if Rabbit actually knows. Besides, isn’t Rabbit supposed to be the smarter one?
• 4:14 Did this guy even bother to sort out his splicing skills?
• 4:15 MORDECAI: *a brain cell falls out of his ear*
• 4:22 Stop ruining the most Poop-tacular moments!
• 4:57 I still can’t believe how anyone would go as far as to say “Whao”.
• 5:01 By calling Margaret “George”, you’re ruining the chance of another successful date.
• 6:41 And the audience keeps getting stupider and stupider!
• 7:20 And the level gets interrputed for the second time.