Heck No Pooh's Adventures

Winnie the Pooh Goes to Hotel Mario, Part 2. The most annoying, inconsistent cutscenes ever. Oh, and did I mention that this guy claims that he got permission to do it, yet said that the video was made because Pooh’s Adventures of 1966 Batman was removed by Fox?

• 0:12 Ha ha… Hey, what? Good lord, this game really is as bad as they say!
• 1:02 Aw man, why can’t I skip these?
• 1:04 “There” misuse? Check./What, so Mordecai and Rigby aren’t video game geeks after all?
• 2:35 Oh, well, that’s natural.
• 3:58 And for some reason, he uses slo-mo longer than it takes to read the subtitle.
• 4:52 To Mario it is. With you, actually, it’s quite blue.

Oh, boy. We’ve got another double feature. I heard about this video a few days before SmartNoob89 requested it. Thanks for reminding me to tear it down! In this video, not only does a kid take on a mediocre Batman movie, but he also goes as far as to make a Pooh’s Adventure out of Hotel Mario. Yes, the whole game. The cutscenes, and the gameplay. How will a Let’s Play with cartoon characters work out? We’ll just have to wait and see. Get ready for part 1 of Winnie the Pooh Goes to Hotel Mario.

• 1:04 Even though Nintendo didn’t make Hotel Mario, he just add to add a logo in to extend the rubbish.
• 1:32 Please tell me that wasn’t customised.
• 1:52 Ever notice how many Pooh’s Adventures creators who use this intro happen to use “Spookable Pooh”?
• 1:58 Oh, of course that logo was customised. Please don’t tell me he will be making a cameo in the “story”.
• 2:05 He subtitled himself?
• 2:13 He keeps blocking his appearance behind red text. What, is he camera shy?
• 2:20 Finally, a subtitle that actually lets him see us.
• 2:28 Regular Show? You can’t survive without this kind of Windows Movie Maker crap, can you?
• 2:35 Looking at the letterbox that keeps appearing, I get the feeling that he happened to take these from other Pooh’s Adventures videos.
• 2:38 At least this is using YouTube Poop material. But even so, it’s already a very bad YouTube Poop.
• 2:54 Bingo.
• 3:25 Well, that was quick.
• 3:29 CD-I BOWSER: Wait. You’re my son?
• 3:31 Bad grammar, random Sailor Moon villain inclusion and this has seven likes. Tut tut tut…
• 3:35 CD-I BOWSER: Of course you’re not my son. You’re the son of, well, whoever that guy is!
• 3:37 REMINDER: Do not add subtitles to footage where the character is already speaking through a bubble.
• 4:00 That’s what we all love about sentence mixing - the chance of bad grammar is a lot lower.
• 4:07 “Your” misuse? Check./So you haven’t even seen George sitting near a green tyrannosaurus before?
• 4:20 Oh, come on. His lip sync didn’t even remotely fit with those words.
• 4:33 And they’re only here to say things like that.
• 4:49 Join Mario as he travels with some unrelated cartoon characters to stop Bowser, the Koopaling, Bowser Jr. Mistress Nine and Ings!
• 5:10 This is why subtitles should be white, black, or bordered.
• 5:32 Isn’t it ridiculous when not one, but two people work on a video that isn’t even well-made?
• 6:06 Shut up, Mordecai. You can’t even execute it as well as CD-i Mario.

The trailer for Pooh’s Adventures of Gremlins, from the creator of Pooh’s Adventures of Stand By Me and Pooh’s Adventures of The Goonies. Please go to bed, Yru17…

Rarity’s Adventures of Amazing Animals - Endangered Animals: Part 7. The credits-free end!

• 0:48 Shut up, you pop cultural bitch.
• 0:56 The narrator does not need to be corrected by a cartoon snake. There are kids watching!
• 1:01 He wasn’t talking to you, narrator.
• 1:08 This video makes me want to burn all the bamboo I can find.
• 1:24 Is this video even trying to keep her character?
• 1:59 How would you know about the WWF if you live in a place where the WWF doesn’t even exist?
• 2:45 And that explains the grammar of this video!
• 3:10 Did you ever get the feeling that not everything you contribute to this program is right? It surely ain’t educational.
• 3:32 *sigh*
• 3:42 Oh, that is just typical.
• 3:51 Well, Henry, you’re lucky you only got a few characters ruining your life this time.
• 4:34 And Not-Tigger still doesn’t give a damn.

• Obviousness: 
• Contradictions: 
• Punctuation errors:
• Rabid bronyism:
• The hilarity of a cartoon unicorn paired with a Japanese monster:

Overall: 4.6/5

0.08/10. Just as bad as the last episode of Amazing Animals when it was ruined by toons! It doesn’t make sense when education contains bad editing, abysmal punctuation and distracting cartoons who speak only in subtitles. What exactly are they trying to achieve with these Amazing Animals screw-ups? Entertainment, education, or ejaculation? Well, I guess the third one applies. It’s some sort of crossover fetish. Stop clopping and enjoy entertainment without the need to make giant monsters talk!

Rarity’s Adventures of Amazing Animals - Endangered Animals: Part 6. The creator steps out of sleepiness and back into laziness!

• 0:09 You know what’s even harder to believe? That you’re paired with a cartoon unicorn.
• 0:24 And how would HE know?
• 0:30 Yellow subtitles and that kind of grey really don’t mix well.
• 0:35 Black subtitles and shaded purple don’t mix either!
• 1:18 Hear that, Kaa?
• 1:44 Stop stalking Henry’s knowledge, Rarity!
• 1:56 And yet no comment about Zecora?
• 2:10 HENRY: Nah, the real narrator made a better point than you, you stupid dino!
• 3:02 There’s no way you can. You destroy buildings.

Featuring Winnie the Pooh, Jafar, the Mane 6, Thomas and, *sigh* the Annoying Orange.

Rarity’s Adventures of Amazing Animals - Endangered Animals: Part 5. To be continued?

• 0:15 How can they be smart like the narrator, but then as curious as Henry?
• 0:26 This is what happens when Japanese monsters ruin education.
• 0:48 Quiet! Your personalities confuse me!
• 1:32 *rolls his eyes*
• 1:47 RARITY: Especially the bronies.
• 1:59 You don’t say, fashion diva.
• 2:25 You’re supposed to know that!
• 3:13 Yum.

Well, that’s all there is of Rarity’s Adventures of Amazing Animals, but I can’t review it because it’s been more than a month since this part was uploaded.

Rarity’s Adventures of Amazing Animals - Endangered Animals: Part 4. The characters suddenly change personalities.

• 0:05 *slams his head on the desk repeatedly*
• 0:09 Then according to the lack of spaces, this was probably created by a lizard.
• 1:02 Probably because of a snake, a monster and a fashion-crazed unicorn.
• 1:27 Henry does not need to be corrected as he speaks.
• 1:33 Look who’s friggin’ talking.
• 1:58 You’re a cartoon. It’s likely there would be.
• 2:24 It doesn’t even help that you interrupted the whole way through.
• 2:39 A species dying out is the same as becoming extinct.
• 3:29 SO MUCH REPETITION
• 4:31 Actually, you can.
• 5:19 At last, Vakishim gets a new shot.

Rarity’s Adventures of Amazing Animals - Endangered Animals: Part 3. The shorter part of the video is, the less you have to say. Oh, and Kaa’s still a pussy.

• 0:13 Not everyone in the world is a young boy raised in the jungle.
• 0:56 And you’re a farm’s worst enemy.
• 1:04 How should you know when you didn’t know about the environment in the first place?
• 1:14 All we care about is Henry, because he’s the curious one. Why need the rest?
• 2:03 Why does Rarity keep doing a Lady Gaga in certain shots?
• 2:08 Language, Kaa!
• 2:20 Eh heh heh heh heh…

Rarity’s Adventures of Amazing Animals - Endangered Animals: Part 2. Kaa arrives. Again.

• 0:10 RARITY: I must be careful of which clothes I wear!
• 0:21 Zomg! I did not know such a thing!
• 0:53 True. They make things like this.
• 1:10 I know… *glares at Vakishim*
• 1:38 VAKISHIM: And everyone else!
• 1:54 VAKISHIM: I’m not even a dinosaur, anyway.
• 2:02 No, I’m not into that stupid “pony chicken” joke.
• 2:41 Except that was a chicken.
• 2:43 You already took over an Endangered Animals episode!
• 2:56 MOWGLI: How many times do I have to tell you, Kaa? Get some glasses!
• 3:15 KAA: Pleassssse be quiet, or the ressssssssultsssssss will be quite aroussssssing…
• 3:47 Seriously?

Well, I’m back from Kefalonia, and today I’m going to be ripping into another butchery of an educational programme. This time, it has ponies. And daikaijus. And it hasn’t been completed yet. Will this be as messy as the last one, or will it just be stupid like Ed, Edd ‘n’ Eddy’s journey with Nick Jr characters? Begin part 1 of Rarity’s Adventures of Amazing Animals - Endangered Animals.

• 0:00 Sure, Amazing Animals is partly Disney. But what’s the need for this?
• 0:42 Was that a joke about the username?
• 0:44 Spaces…
• 0:57 So… is this Rarity’s Adventures or Twilight’s Adventures?
• 1:19 It’s Rarity’s Adventures of Friendship is Magic!
• 2:07 THAT ANNOTATION
• 2:34 Is that prati-WHAT?!
• 3:09 It could’ve been worse, Henry. You could’ve been greeted by a talking teddy bear, a stuffed tiger, a stuffed pig, a stuffed donkey, a rabbit, a sponge, a starfish, two cats, two dogs, two penguins, two walruses, a trio of retro cartoon stereotypes, a lion, a meerkat, a warthog, a human-faced orange, a purple skunk…
• 3:14 Any of you guys heard Harry Hill’s joke about the two greyhounds and a horse? No? Then you ain’t from my country.
• 4:13 Wouldn’t it be more fitting if he ran from that giant monster Ultraman’s supposed to be fighting?
• 4:20 Of course. It was she who scared you, not the narrator.

Pooh’s Adventures of Amazing Animals - Poisonous Animals: Part 7. What did we learn?

• 0:00 No, I know something about what makes these videos so terrible.
• 0:08 See how obsessive this guy truly is?
• 0:29 Herp dee derp.
• 0:41 Well, from what I’ve heard, Rarity and some Japanese monster got the chance.
• 1:05 What a slightly abrupt ending.
• 1:47 And I have had it with these *cut* toons in this *cut* TV show!
• 2:52 Including Kevin Schon/Quinton Flynn, in case you’re that lazy.
• 3:24 Seriously?
• 3:44 Makes sense, but not as much with the star power involved.
• 3:55 I already gave my nope to these.
• 4:09 And that’s the only time Gary ever got mentioned.
• 4:24 Elroy’s what?
• 4:33 Which fortunately didn’t happen.
• 4:38 Which didn’t happen either. :)
• 4:54 *drools ignorantly*

• Crossovers:
• Typos: 
• Narrator confusion: 
• Dumbing down of Garfield:
• Dumbing down of the audience:

Overall: 4.6/5

0.08/10. The original show is half and hour long with ads included. The edits in this video extend it to nearly 51 minutes. See how much time Pooh’s Adventures can use up? This video just goes to show that the more characters you have, the less you’ll learn, since they can be such a distraction to the most important subject. Even with typos and fan-created family trees, kids will only feel dumber than before. Tune in tomorrow when I probably tear into a submission I have enough time for, as next week I’ll be in Greece.

Pooh’s Adventures of Amazing Animals - Poisonous Animals: Part 6. Hey! Here’s something that oughta attract SpongeBob’s attention!

• 0:35 What’s with everyone saying “yea”?
• 1:06 A minute has passed, and no SpongeBob.
• 1:15 So now the penguins and walruses fit. Just take out the cats and dogs.
• 1:17 CHILD: Mom! Look! An anemonie! MOM: What kind of educational show is this? *turns it off*
• 1:53 SPONGEBOB: And especially not Gary. He’s a snail! And he’s mine! (Geez, there’s so much characters here that two have been forgotten.)
• 2:26 Aren’t Tip and Dash swimmers? Because they were able to tell what a barracuda is.
• 2:37 Even he thinks this is poorly written!
• 2:57 RABBIT: They remind us of our friends, Marlin and Nemo!
• 3:19 Fack you, Yakko. FACK YOU.
• 3:21 How could you not know if you go to Disneyland with him?
• 3:23 Oh God. This is a prequel to Pooh’s Adventures of Finding Nemo, isn’t it?
• 4:15 *sips* Every part except 5.
• 4:23 Patrick, you’re late.
• 4:29 They didn’t comment on the fish, but the scorpions?! Oh, how dumb this is.
• 4:59 There could be. This is Pooh’s Adventures, after all.
• 5:44 CHILD: Mommy! I know what a merekat is! MOM: *burns the tape* Someone’s going to get sued today…
• 5:48 Bad Disney pun much?
• 6:06 They’re not even in an appropriate order!
• 6:10 Garfield, you mean?

Pooh’s Adventures of Amazing Animals - Poisonous Animals: Part 5. Two guests arrive - one relevant, one completely forced.

• 0:05 Henry might have been sarcastic, you know…
• 0:18 Misuse of “it’s”? Check.
• 0:23 And he’s clever enough not to be pestered by length-extending cartoon clips.
• 1:11 You have way too many friends for your own good, do you know that?
• 1:27 See what I meant earlier about Timon and Pumbaa?
• 1:38 Talk like an imported foreign film!
• 1:42 *notices the comma* Rabbit’s the narrator!
• 2:16 The bees, of course.
• 2:17 Stop making this thing longer!
• 2:29 Woah, getting into Henry’s show really didn’t do Fifi well.
• 2:47 Because this is a cartoon segment, don’t expect Tigger to make any comments.
• 3:30 WHAT?!
• 3:34 You’d be able to tell if you read the web address.
• 3:36 ORANGE: I’m Cartoon Network’s latest abomination!
• 3:41 And yet you didn’t know much of the characters you first met?
• 3:55 Blinky the ghost? How much more characters do we need to ruin this documentary?
• 3:58 Tennessee was right - Annoying Orange is the narrator.
• 4:04 You tell him, Henry. And tell that to the rest.
• 4:33 ORANGE: And their butts were the inspiration for my comedy! Nyahahahahahahaha!
• 5:04 At least you’re helping the poor narrator’s intelligence improve.
• 5:30 The orange would never think up a joke THAT bad!
• 6:20 And now Peach and Toad are characters in this video! Aargh!
• 6:36 And Peach is the narrator.
• 7:27 How is that even remotely a joke?
• 7:46 I dunno, Dwayne Johnson?
• 8:01 Wasn’t he on the moon?
• 8:44 Couldn’t you say “just like” instead of “that reminds me of”? It shortens down the subtitles.
• 9:36 And you didn’t do that any earlier?
• 9:46 1. *facepalm* The spelling… 2. Garfield, don’t you hate mice, and rats for that matter?
• 10:14 Notice the change in subtitle font?