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Pooh’s Adventures of The Magic Voyage: Part 10. This time, we finally get some action.

• 0:16 Earlier ago: “I think your right.” Now: “and you’re new little friends.” Sigh.
• 0:43 Your bow had been ruined three or four times before, Minnie.
• 1:01 You guys were already small. You’ve joined in with Pico on a journey through plants and drains, for Pete’s sake! And I do mean Pete. ;)
• 1:17 Stop being so melodramatic and stick with “Oh no”!
• 1:26 Did disneyJSman just follow my advice on getting the camera close to the screen this late? F*annotation saying “Darn”* this.
• 1:44 For the seventh time (unless you count the dance scenes), Kanga, you don’t play a part in this video!
• 1:46 Wouldn’t it be more reasonable to just stare?
• 2:15 The next thing I’m expecting Mickey to say is, “Is he a descendant of Kaa?”
• 2:32 *starts slamming his head against the wall again*
• 2:45 This thing lasts almost two hours!
• 4:02 You mean there’s more than one Marilyn?
• 4:11 Everything’s worth a panic in these videos.
• 4:29 Sometimes, I just wish Rabbit was instead the Grand Duke. “Oh dear, I couldn’t spoil the surprise…”
• 4:55 Well, answer this question: What’s a Disney character like you doing in a film like this?
• 5:23 *rolls eyes*
• 5:27 What, did it take Mickey that long to recognise an island just from seeing it? Pico’s the idiot, not Mickey.
• 5:37 Looking from behind a fallen tree instance #8!
• 5:57 Shut up, Tigger, you’re not the audience.
• 6:16 Okay, now the obvious is getting way too obvious for its own obvious.
• 7:18 Who? Christopher, your mouth, the directors or disneyJSman?
• 7:31 Piglet sounds pretty sick.
• 7:58 Right on this here Tumblr.
• 8:19 Just because The Magic Voyage is ad-libbing hell, doesn’t mean you need to pretend every character is taking the orders of a separate cartoon! Gawd.
• 8:46 Woah. Mickey Mouse just put on a lot of weight.
• 8:55 Oh, God. A skull. Run for your fecking life.
• 9:01 Could you speak a little louder? The background noise is becoming a huge distraction.

Winnie the Pooh and th- I mean, Pooh’s Adventures of The Magic Voyage: Part 9. Did I forget to mention that this thing is one hour and fifty minutes long?

• 0:41 REPETITION ALERT!!!!!!!! Were you lazy enough not to find any clips from Boo to You Too, or Things That Go Piglet in the Night?
• 0:46 There’s just not enough care for poor Genie.
• 1:18 TIGGER: We’ll help you! By gasping out loud!
• 1:42 REPETITION ALERT!!!!!!!!! Instance #6!
• 2:20 TIGGER: I’ve got it! Let’s panic!
• 2:31 You know what? I gotta stop saying “REPETITION ALERT” so much. There’s just so much of it in this video that the exclamation marks could fill up the whole post.
• 3:24 Couldn’t you just be falling instead of gasping like there’s a Heffalump in front of you?
• 3:38 Is he alright? He’s a toon, you schmuck!
• 5:06 Are you kidding? Of all the clips you could take from “Things That Go Piglet in the Night”, you could only choose this? Well, he mainly just takes them from other Pooh’s Adventures videos because of sheer and utter laziness.
• 5:51 For real, this time.
• 6:04 If you searched for actual episodes, then you would have actually gotten something new!
• 6:13 Now I wonder why Genie doesn’t even get that much screen presence.

Pooh’s Adventures of The Magic Voyage: Part 8. Forget the last one, this is really the least I was given to say.

• 0:00 Music sounds so boring in this quality.
• 2:24 Relief again. I got confused for a moment.
• 2:36 That would have been subtle if he held thrNah, it wouldn’t be any better.
• 3:57 He wasn’t even saying anything. Stop joining in with the ridiculous ad-libbing the film has!
• 6:48 And Pooh wasn’t there to make your dream any more fun, because this video is so friggin’ lazy.

Pooh’s Adventures of The Magic Voyage: Part 7: Shite Happens!

• 0:05 StuffED animals.
• 1:20 Damn. Just when I thought this was going to get interesting.
• 1:24 I repeat what I said about the ad-libbing being horrible.
• 3:05 Had this been uploaded a year later, I’d expect a special guest reaction shot from Doug Phunny.
• 4:18 And Pooh and the gang couldn’t be there to make his dream any weirder. For shame.
• 4:34 It sounds like a cr-what? Don’t die on me, P- *realises the annotations are off*
• 4:42 Damn you, Genie. You turned the whole video blue.
• 5:34 Time for another React-stravaganza!
• 6:47 Damn right. They won’t catch you because you don’t even exist in Pico’s universe.
• 7:03 You’re going the wrong way! There was some melted cheese flying over Pooh and friends!

Pooh’s Adventures of The Magic Voyage: Part 6. This gave me the least to say, mainly because of one specific scene.

• 0:20 My thoughts exactly.
• 1:57 Hey! This really is a redeeming factNo. This would be a redeeming factor if it wasn’t so horribly cut.
• 2:31 And you guys butchered that gag with your obviousness.
• 5:18 OH.
• 5:21 JESUS.
• 5:26 CHRIST.
• 7:51 Skipped because I wanted to wait until Disney decide to re-release Aladdin.

Pooh’s Adventures of The Magic Voyage: Part 5, and the comments are still endless RP'ing.

• 0:20 No that doesn’t. That sounds like clicking.
• 0:25 Guys, Pico doesn’t need you to wake himself up.
• 0:48 Seriously, the commentary here makes the film’s ad-libbing look like Reservoir Dogs.
• 1:00 POOH: Oh, bother! Marilyn turned Mickey into a bee! MICKEY: Actually, I’m standing behind you, Pooh. Pants and all.
• 1:06 I don’t give a sh what happens here either.
• 1:07 So Minnie’s the bee and Mickey is the woodworm?
• 1:11 Now I get it. THE WHOLE GANG IS TINY.
• 1:18 Stop stating the obvious, Tigger. We know he has a plan. And it’s pretty cool.
• 1:21 I’m starting to have more respect for lines like this, due to the even less necessary dialogue that keeps appearing in this video.
• 1:46 You slowed yourself down, Pico.
• 2:06 Duh. Mice don’t swim either.
• 2:47 See? The Disney characters are doing nothing to help situations like this.
• 3:01 Why in every story, you hardly do anything?
• 3:42 REPETITION ALERT!!!!!!
• 6:17 “And your brought stuff animals, mouses, and a Genie as pets too?” You know what they say - I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.
• 6:21 Only Pico got an honourable mention because he’s the only one that actually did something.
• 6:44 Your reasonless talking only made matters worse.
• 7:20 REPETITION ALERT!!!!!!! And for the fifth time, unless it was so annoying that I lost count.
• 7:31 That wasn’t Pooh’s idea, dumbass. He was just spoiling a plot point.
• 7:57 How could he have eaten them all, especially Genie? Because this is Pooh’s Adventures. It has even less logic than your average cartoon.

Pooh’s Adventures of The Magic Voyage: Part 4. Have I told you yet that the majority of the comments on these videos are nothing more than RP'ing?

• 0:28 Mice, you illiterate fool. Not mouses. MICE!
• 0:54 *slaps his face* Not again…
• 1:11 *punches his face* Again with the repetition!
• 2:22 I have the feeling she’s laughing at us for getting to part 4.
• 4:04 Okay, why did Genie just turn into a sheep as a response to being told he can fly?
• 4:21 Indeed.
• 4:56 REPETITION ALERT!!!!
• 5:05 Why can’t you just bounce up and help him? Because this is Pooh’s Adventures, obviously.
• 5:22 Finally. This Pooh’s Adventure has a redeeming factor! Sarcasm. I can’t get over the dull quality.
• 5:43 Some of these reaction shots are just so forced.
• 5:53 Why is Mickey falling when he was just standing on his two legs?
• 6:09 That was actually Genie that caught you. Or so the pathetic editing might make it look.
• 6:12 Okay, so did the guy who made this video take any notice of Julius in the background? Or anyone else? Couldn’t he just get the camera a little closer?
• 6:19 And Piglet turned into a human.
• 6:47 REPETITION ALERT!!!!!
• 7:02 Yet another Pooh’s Adventures cliche that he could’ve said if GMod Fluttershy was able to kill Eppaljeck!
• 7:28 Comedie gald.
• 7:42 And they especially forgot to introduce Owl and Gopher. Of course, no Pooh’s Adventure is complete without The Legend of Sheriff Piglet.
• 8:33 No you won’t. You’ll just stand there and ramble about society.
• 8:35 PICO: If only I could actually touch you guys…
• 9:55 [link]

Pooh’s Adventures of The Magic Voyage: Part 2. This is where Pooh and the Disney fellas first meet Christopher Columbus himself. As if history couldn’t get any more screwed…

• 0:01 PICO: I guess so, but not as much as that flying thing you’re calling out to.
• 0:06 Hey, Mum, Winnie the Pooh’s on the Yensid Lennahc!
• 0:09 Woah. That bird has an army.
• 0:14 You’re already out of there, Genie. In fact, you’re everywhere.
• 0:22 Audio looping!
• 0:32 That’s what I hate about the English dub of The Magic Voyage - most of the time, none of the voice actors shut up.
• 0:45 MINNIE: Julius is going to eat m- Wait, what’s going over there?
• 1:05 RABBIT: Turns out it’s someone even less Italian than Charles Martinet.
• 1:28 I could just assume that’s supposed to be Pooh Bear on the bottom-right.
• 1:39 PICO: Just keep making comments so that this movie sucks less!
• 2:22 CHRIS: What friends-a? All I can-a see I a television with-a Disney cartoons-a.
• 2:37 Repetition alert. But hey, what about Aladdin and Jasmine?
• 2:39 MICKEY: Christopher Columbus? Didn’t think you’d sound like our Fagin.
• 2:46 PICO: Where else but a Windows Movie Maker collection?
• 3:48 Yet another Pooh’s Adventures cliche: Pretending “The Legend of Sheriff Piglet” is actually based on the video.
• 4:02 Really? THAT concerned him?
• 4:14 Goodness gracious. You believe that they are THAT stupid?
• 4:48 Terrible editing. This had 2 likes before I came in!
• 5:03 Yup. EVERYONE is on the boat now!
• 5:12 *groans* Like I said before, this didn’t yet have a negative rating, despite a comment that said “that sucked ass”!
• 5:35 Chris = the creator. Garbage = the videos. All = the sane individuals.
• 6:30 Criticism of the original movie: I wonder if the lip sync was as bad in the German version.
• 6:45 Finally! We get to see the other characters actually do something in this musical number!
• 7:17 “All because I met a fellas like you” Is it no surprise? The exclusively scripted grammar in this film just ain’t good.
• 7:41 Repetition alert!
• 7:47 Well, good thing Mickey’s not portrayed as stupid. For now.
• 7:57 I’ve seen that reaction shot about three times in this video already!
• 8:12 Oops. It just hit the camera’s limit!
• 9:02 *slams his head against a wall*
• 9:08 *slams it even harder*

Pooh’s Adventures of The Magic Voyage now. One of the stupidest animated versions of history behind the animated Titanic movies, and yet someone likes it enough to pirate (badum-chh) his own project with a camcorder, slapping in not only Pooh’s gang, but Mickey and Minnie, Genie and apparently Aladdin and Jasmine. This movie as far as I can tell has those characters looking to go to Hawaii, but instead ending up in Genoa, because in a Pooh’s Adventures video, you’re that stupid. Here I go with part 1. Wish me luck.

• 0:02 That’s the worst case of piracy I’ve seen in my life.
• 0:51 Wait, did he actually film his whole project using a camera? I call lazy.
• 1:19 Sound glitch. People, why do you like these again?
• 1:40 The sound glitches are mainly part of the cutting, and yet the camera’s lack of sync makes it look even worse.
• 1:53 Mickey and Minnie? Genie? Hopefully there’d be some subtlety where the characters actually talk to each other in the same shots. That is a clip from House of Mouse, after all.
• 2:20 *turns annotations back on* Annotations? You were too lazy to add titles to Windows Movie Maker, weren’t you?
• 2:28 Why does Genie have the look of William F. Buckley, Jr. on his face as he speaks?
• 2:40 So they’re going to Hawaii. Tigger’s in the Hundred Acre Wood, and Rabbit’s lost in Texas.
• 2:59 Misuse of “your”? Check.
• 3:02 We didn’t even see much of them get in the car!
• 3:26 Okay, I think I hear A.A. Milne’s gravebed making a noise.
• 3:48 “Dare To Be Stupid” Performed by “Weird Al” Yankovic!
• 4:27 No thanks to whoever started this fad in the first place!
• 4:55 …crazy crossover fanboys…
• 5:14 Should’ve been muted and accompanied by an annotation saying “disneyJSman”.
• 5:22 So, is Jasmine supposed to be an Italian?
• 5:30 No, you picked the wrong movie.
• 5:33 You would do if you lived in Plymouth.
• 5:45 Pause for my exact reaction to finding out the amount of movies featured in the Pooh’s Adventures trend.
• 5:47 They happened to meet Aladdin. All that talk about Agrabah being an Arabian city was a lie!
• 5:49 Hello? You just stopped in front of Aladdin! He probably knows!
• 6:02 This is Pooh’s Adventures. There is no need for an explanation as to why Tigger’s lost his stripes.
• 6:09 MICKEY: Rabbit? Uh, ha ha, you might’ve mistaken me for Oswald.
• 7:24 If you pause there, it’s clear that they’re not going to be attacked by a box of books, but a box of bees.
• 7:33 Alright, now I’m waiting for a scene where Pooh starts saying that Pico looks kind of like Mickey.
• 7:41 No, Tigger. It’s a mutant chipmunk.
• 7:45 Another Pooh’s Adventure cliche - the fake character introduction!
• 7:50 *pause* Oh God, they took that clip from another Pooh’s Adventures video, didn’t they?
• 8:07 I wish this fad never existed!
• 8:16 Suddenly, Rabbit and Tigger are fine in the shot after. Continuity error much?
• 8:27 Taller? You mean, *annotation saying “shorter”*?
• 8:43 PICO: I see. Those cactuses in the background don’t look like the right spot in America to me.
• 8:47 You’re in somewhere very modern compared to Genoa in 1492, Mickey.
• 8:56 You think? You’re sitting in a wheelbarrow!
• 9:02 Turns out my hopes on comparing Mickey to Pico were true. Yay!
• 9:15 Lead the way? Is Tigger a ghost all of a sudden?
• 9:21 Pico can’t hear you through subtitles that easily, Piglet.
• 9:57 The whole video in seven seconds.

maxtaroisheretoo:

• Pooh example 1
• Pooh example 2
• Pooh example 3 (yes, they actually went THIS FAR)

How do you make a crappy video even crappier? Drop in clips of kiddy cartoons and call it character development. This, my friends, is a parody of the repetitive, overly long (seriously, check out how many of these there are), reasonlessly critically acclaimed Pooh’s Adventures videos. Pooh’s Adventures is a crossover video cult where full-length movies are believed to be made better, even if they were already stupid to begin with, by adding in cartoon characters like Winnie the Pooh, Littlefoot, Simba, Aladar or Sonic. Sometimes, it’s like Cartoon All-Stars to the Rescue if drugs really were involved.

So, not quite following up what was even longer and even more brain-cancer-y, watch Pooh Bear and the rest of the Hundred Acre Wood try to save the day as the Eppaljeck terrorises the planet, by doing nothing but just sitting and making comments about it!