Heck No Pooh's Adventures

This is no parody.

This is serious.

Could be worse, though. It could be Jesus Christ Superstar.

IT EXISTS!

2014 and they’re still making teasers like this?

I love how we can barely see Anna at all.

Pooh’s Adventures Little Drummer Boy Double Feature, part 8. Expect a bonus ending when Yakko deliberately reminds you about it.

• 3:53 Is this a homage to the “as himself” credit or is Yakko just being stupid again?
• 4:53 He still hasn’t made that other ridiculous Pooh + Ash thing yet. Come on! Bring on the nightmares!
• 6:05 Yakko was aware of his ludicrous casting once. He should be aware of it now!
• 7:46 LOL, ytpo.

• Absence of guest stars: 
• Questions left unanswered: 
• Pointlessness: 
• Weirdness of Doc Brown: 
• Characters coming out of the blue: 

Overall: 5.6/5

-0.12/10. There were no extra villians to tackle and very little screen time available for their presence. What the hell is the point? All they could do were steal lines, follow the heroes, look at things and bury a bell the wrong way. Basically they’ve turned something interesting into something not only cringe-inducing but really boring. Godzilla witnessing the birth of Jesus and all, this may not be as heartbreaking as the Grinch video, but it surely is stupider and more confusing than the Thomas+Twilight Father Christmas video. Well, since I can’t seem to fit Yakko and Reese’s triple feature in, all we have to do is wait for the next Scooby-Doo crossover and see what hell truly is like. Happy now, Ben Vanneste? Happy fucking holidays to smart people everywhere.

Comments:

• “Drummer boy”

Pooh’s Adventures Little Drummer Boy Double Feature, part 7. Pooh and his friends get to do something, but that’s not saying much.

• 1:17 If so then it doesn’t come as a surprise - there’s so many characters it’s easy to lose count.
• 2:49 Except they’re not doing it the way you think they are.
• 2:54 For Christ’s sake.
• 3:51 Since when did he know Pooh’s name?
• 7:24 I would link to a clip from Drawn Together but seeing the character that’s saying it I’ll let him off.
• 8:06 *laughs* Just hearing that with images of Japanese monsters…
• 9:05 A great big pile of donkey crap.

Proof that nobody got bored:

• “The bells are born!!”
• “That was a great double feature, Yakko. Maybe next Christmas, you could make Pooh’s Adventures of Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer.”

Pooh’s Adventures Little Drummer Boy Double Feature, part 6. And now onto the chapter of the story that took a while to get to DVD because it’s not really superior, except this half of the crossover is already just as bad as the other.

• 0:00 Or is there?
• 0:17 He’s not supposed to say it like that.
• 0:48 Why is no one freaked out.
• 2:17 Where did the bridges come from?!
• 2:21 Just because Godzilla was a guy in a suit doesn’t mean this makes sense.
• 5:36 Seriously, Yakko, you have a lot more explaining to do.
• 6:15 Yeah. Just don’t.
• 6:54 Just because this is a Christmas special doesn’t mean this makes sense.
• 7:21 Rescue-ush?
• 9:48 Makes you think - where exactly are Owl, Kanga and Roo supposed to be in these adventures?
• 10:40 Because not even a giant moth will scare them.
• 11:15 It would at least be wise to add “and some bizarre creatures” instead but since there is no sign of intelligence to be found in these crossovers anyway never mind.
• 11:31 How am I supposed to dance to something that mutes itself so many times?
• 11:56 The kid’s voice seems so awkward coming out of the mouths of these characters.
• 12:03 Yakko’s so stupid he broke the rhyme. PEOPLE LIKE THIS!
• 13:03 At least squish them!

Comments:

• “The bells”
• “editing tools in the hands of a 10yr old… scary world we live in.”
• “I liked it when Brutus mentioned the Ancient Minister and Bowser Koopa’s names.”

Pooh’s Adventures Little Drummer Boy Double Feature, part 5. I don’t remember reading this in the bible.

• 2:09 You’re one to talk, sitting around like that doing nothing.
• 2:51 And Rydell appears out of nowhere to steal a line. That’s all he did in this half of the double feature.
• 4:22 Their only purpose for this adventure. Why are people so into this stuff?
• 6:48 *just as he starts getting out of his chair* Oh, damn you.
• 8:28 We’ll see about that.

Comments:

• “My favorite Christmas song”
• “That was the most beautiful crossover I’ve ever seen.”
• “How Do You Do that with Disney Style Letters.”

Pooh’s Adventures Little Drummer Boy Double Feature, part 4. Not much happens with these crossover characters in this thing. So what’s the point of putting Pooh and pals in there? Then again, what’s the point of putting Pooh and pals in anything?

• 3:59 Cheer him up? You’re a giant moth!
• 4:21 SKIP.
• 7:20 And he should be alone. They’ve introduced themselves for three minutes.
• 7:26 Or rather just stalk him everywhere.
• 9:09 Once again Garfield is dumber than Odie.

Comments:

• “The star of god”

Pooh’s Adventures Little Drummer Boy Double Feature, part 3. Well, at least there was no introduction scene that last part. Although on this part…

• 0:17 It’s religion vs. dinosaurs!
• 2:33 Nothing much happened with them until now. Of course, that’s the whole point of their existence in this crossover - they look at something and the crowd goes wild.
• 2:36 Of course you don’t. YOU’RE GODZILLA.
• 2:45 Oh, don’t lie, Reese. We know you watched this.
• 3:11 Because Godzilla just travelled through time.
• 4:20 You’re another reason why the boy hates humanity.
• 4:39 They all come out of nowhere! And where’d the water come from?
• 5:30 PEOPLE LIKE THIS.

Proof that people like this:

• “Awesome!! How did Theodore Tugboat know Doc Brown?”

Pooh’s Adventures Little Drummer Boy Double Feature, part 2. So, what the hell is Doc Brown doing there?

• 0:00 Still glad they’ve smartened up enough to quit using the desert to open every adventure. Although it fits better in this special…
• 0:20 HERP DEE DERP. Thanks a lot, editing! Ah well, at least now we possibly have some explanation for how they get to these periods of time.
• 0:23 [link]
• 0:26 LOL, tpyo.
• 0:31 Science teacher? Well, it’s better than being his uncle.
• 0:38 Finally! Now they’re doing a Benny the Beast and explaining some of the logic! Though they still have to explain how giant monsters and big red dogs follow them around without causing trouble and tugboats can sail on land.
• 0:57 Really? Even for Clifford and the kaiju?
• 1:06 There is no room! And he’s a cartoon now! Yakko and Reese seem more drunk than Rick. By the way, did I ever tell you how awesome Rick and Morty is?
• 1:10 Unless Godzilla breaks it open, that is.

Comments:

• “Drummer boy and the winx club”

Christmas is here once again, so I’ve got a treat for you all. That’s right, another Pooh’s Adventure riff! Yay! This one came from the request from some guy name VannesteLand who wouldn’t stop nagging me about it. Well, you got your wish despite your impatience. In this adventure, Yakko and Reese take on The Little Drummer Boy. Could that sound any worse? Yes, they took on the Rankin-Bass versions. So that will mean Pooh and his friends witnessing the birth of Jesus Christ. Can’t be worse than the storm, can it? Of course not. But hey, let’s riff this turkey anyway. Pooh’s Adventures Little Drummer Boy Double Feature, part 1.

• 0:46 Yipes! Sometimes I wish I didn’t turn the THX Smart Volume off.
• 1:03 Except for some eye-burning text, that is.
• 1:32 Again, they don’t care what dimension Pooh appears in.
• 2:02 They may not be bronies, but they do love their Winx Club!
• 2:09 
• 2:23 What about the guys that killed the boy’s family? They’re even worse.
• 2:29 WAKE UP AND USE SOME REAL FOOTAGE.
• 2:33 There is no god.
• 2:38 And not only are there gigantic Japanese monsters but a boat as well. And why? Because they don’t care, that’s why.

Comments:

• “Drummer boy”
• “That’s a Great Film. But How Come The Vultures, Jiminy Cricket, Zazu and Kronk didn’t Appear in It.”

Someone has created a Pooh’s Adventures series with himself as the co-star, both as a talking train and as a pair of arms.