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Pooh and Ash’s Adventures of Scooby Doo and the Headless Horseman of Halloween, part 18. The end. Thank GOD.

• 0:10 Of course Reese and Ratigan had to be involved. Still, at least Reese didn’t give any ideas of a Numbuh 5 subplot.
• 5:34 However…
• 5:48 Speak for yourself, Yakko. This gave me brain cancer.
• 6:09 Bring it the fuck on, Yakko.
• 6:30 The beginning of part 3 of that episode beings with Reese being chased by Numbuh 5 and her friends like the poor virgin he is.
• 7:33 A giant dog, even bigger Japanese monsters and a boat. Does Yakko think he has a clue?
• 8:30 Expect lots of running and collecting!
• 10:00 “the big read dog”
• 10:10 Still can’t forgive you.
• 11:16 Just as much as I enjoy the possibility of death.
• 11:35 How would he know she said that if he wasn’t there?
• 11:40 Seems that Yakko’s the only one to make Winx Club crossovers possible, unlike that friend of his…
• 12:10 Of course it had to be like this. If Mr. Burns had to be the one out of a kid’s imagination, then so did Denzel bloody Crocker. And shouldn’t he say that with a little more emphasis?

Proof that people like this:

• “That Was a Great Film Yakko Good Job.”
• “Best Pooh and Ash Adventures Halloween special. I give 5 stars. Cant wait for the next film About batwoman, Scooby doo hassle in dracula castle, and lego star wars. Good Luck You and all your friends deserve alot of credit you guys are the best”
• “Excellent. :)”
• “awesome.”
• “What a Great Movie. Thanks for All 17 Parts of Making. My Favorite Part was the Joke of Daniel’s Film (Pooh’s Adventures of 101 Dalmatians).”
• “Great film, but why still use the old cast members?”

Out of everything they could have added an “epic” battle to, why, oh why did it have to be an episode of Scooby-Doo?

• Inconsistencies: 
• Lack of surprise: 
• Length stretching: 
• Crossover porn: 
• Reese: 

Overall: 14.4/5

-1.88/10. This was painful to watch in most ways a Pooh’s Adventure can be. And yet people call it exciting. People believe the characters are actually fighting against each other when it’s all a bunch of badly spliced clips with clear evidence that the villains got defeated by someone else. People are awed by fantasy and space battles that take place in the world of Scooby-Doo. These people are the kind that are easy to amuse. Me and anyone following this blog, however, are better than that. We may not be perfect, but at least we know a terrible mess when we see one. Case in point: this heap of nightmare fuel that comes from someone who doesn’t know the meaning of “surprise”. Although this could only get worse, because coming soon is quite possibly the barmiest crossover of all time. In the words of the villains, be prepared.

Pooh and Ash’s Adventures of Scooby Doo and the Headless Horseman of Halloween, part 17. Well, at least there’s been no musical numbers for a while.

• 0:14 At least cut it short to “look out”, because they’re not really under attack.
• 1:12 And no one watching was surprised. I hate you, Yakko.
• 1:20 WHAT the heck is up with this video?!
• 1:36 You know a video like this is screwed up when Rabbit is dumber than Pooh.
• 4:27 Finally.
• 5:12 Scooby-Dum acts stupid and this is the music that’s supposed to fit?
• 5:37 Of course there had to be one final musical/dance number. With Disney characters that weren’t there to begin with, no less.
• 8:48 Captain Underpants?! Wha?
• 9:54 And also the fact that you completely ruined an episode that was only half an hour long.

Proof that people like this:

• “Now that is my kind of finale.”
• “Roarin’ ending!!!!”
• “I never thought I’d see the day! What a great ending, celebrating their victory with their friends and other friends from their past adventures. It truly is the… BEST HALLOWEEN EVER!”

My ass.

Pooh and Ash’s Adventures of Scooby Doo and the Headless Horseman of Halloween, part 15. Remember how harsh I was on Pooh’s Adventures of Scooby-Doo Where Are You: Jeepers It’s the Creeper?

• 0:08 That wasn’t so hard, was it?
• 0:23 Oh, fuck you.
• 0:46 They never give a damn, don’t they?
• 0:58 Just say “the villains” like Shaggy did!
• 1:11 What’s this? Logic? In a Pooh’s Adventure?
• 1:37 And they say Fred knows better.
• 1:47 Damn it, Pooh Bear!
• 4:22 Now that the magic of Benny the Beast has been sprinkled onto the editing, expect Sean’s even worse artwork of the Flintstones anytime soon.
• 4:30 Why did I think the last Scooby-Doo crossover battle was such a mess? This is pollution!

Proof that people like this:

• “I can’t wait to see the next part, something tells me that part 16 is gonna be One… Big… Battle… BRAWL!”
• “I Spotted a Reference from DisneyDaniel93’s Pooh’s Adventures of 101 Dalmatians When Jafar Says You’re Not Going Anywhere, Pooh and Ash. Great Job with That.”

Pooh and Ash’s Adventures of Scooby Doo and the Headless Horseman of Halloween, part 14. The crowd hasn’t gone this wild over any previous part.

• 0:15 Just Pumbaa?
• 1:57 I just realised something - things like this would be a lot better if Yakko had Adobe Premiere and the skills to add videos layer upon layer. That way, this would be minutes shorter!
• 2:53 Oh, bother. I don’t remember thinking that through.
• 2:56 What are any of you doing here?
• 3:02 Oh goodness, this is where Benny’s art comes in, isn’t it?
• 3:10 Besides causing the Crane Manor even more chaos than planned because if they hadn’t arrived then Mystery Inc. wouldn’t have to deal with so much bad guys?
• 3:18 But how’d he end up in the 70’s?
• 3:33 Just remember - Benny was wise enough to notice the trollbait his videos became, despite decent ratings. The rest of the Pooh’s Adventures community, however…
• 3:52 Good try at getting the colours appropriate. Next time, change the font to Boink LET.
• 3:54 What happened to Ash? Did Cosmo and Wanda activate “non-wimp mode”?
• 4:09 “Espiscally” Why is Gaston so concerning? There’s a lion who killed someone’s father.
• 4:21 Which didn’t work the first time.
• 4:28 Weird. Baloo turned into a lion.

Proof that people like this:

• “For The Final Battle, Could You Put In Muscle Man From Regular Show?”
• “I thought you’d never get to this part, and I have to say,Buzz Lightyear was a REAL NICE touch, you’re just full of surprises! I got a good feeling the next part is gonna be BIG! I can HARDLY wait!”

Pooh and Ash’s Adventures of Scooby Doo and the Headless Horseman of Halloween, part 13. Just from looking at the thumbnail I’m already dreading this.

• 0:06 And we begin just how part 8 ended.
• 0:36 Is Yakko even aware that there are more clips of Tigger talking than just that? In the Tigger Movie, there’s a whole scene where he isn’t happy.
• 0:52 “The Headless Horseman and those other crooks” Now your script has been improved!
• 1:30 PFFFF HA HA HA HA HA
• 1:47 Speak for yourself, Ttark. There’s still four parts of this left before the credits.
• 2:19 It’s your presence.