Heck No Pooh's Adventures

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This was supposed to be an original post for my bud, Max’s Tumblr of the ridiculous ‘Adventures of’ fad. Due to technical difficulties in submitting the post in which neither of us can explain or figure how, I’m posting this on my casual Tumbles for the world to see. It’s a looong post about videos by people who need more social help in their lives, so get snacks.

Hey, kids! You wanna read my delightful wisecracks about dweebs one year older than I am? Well I’m sorry for making you do so, but at least we’re dealing with an ‘adventure’ today rather than another reaction to something trivial. I’ve volunteered myself again to take a swan dive into a world where dignity is set back five thousand years. I’m taking another look at another wacky adventure into Jon’s self-insertion into a Disney cartoon.

Trainboy54’s Adventures of Phineas and Ferb Episode 63: Hide and Seek

The first thing you’ll notice if you have seen any of Jon’s recent adventures on your own is the unnecessary splitting into multiple parts that range from two to four minutes. If anyone who does their own Pooh’s Adventures and does what Jon’s doing in terms of editing, the ten minute limit on videos was broken years ago. Just a late update for you guys.

PART ONE (shown above)

0:05 - I guess the ratio is going to change once we enter the land of a Disney executive’s vision of Oz.
0:12 - “You kids, and that blue train with a landscape backdrop, have fun!“
0:13 - Some part of me inside winces whenever Jon speaks. Not the subject matter and his tones mind you, I’m guilty of those two on a daily basis. It’s his constant struggle to say something in front of a camera or to a microphone. I can’t help but feel bad for him, and others like him, at times even though I do joke on their videos.
0:30 - Baljeet lives in a living nightmare. His father abandoned his mother just when he was being born, he is emotionally abused by his peers and teachers, and constantly goes to therapy where Mr. Stampy keeps feeling up his legs.
0:36 - Good suggestion, Fix It Felix!
0:42 - Irving: “And I know you too! You’re the disembodiment of a manchild’s strange imagination!”
0:49 - “About as long as I have on these same rails?“
0:52 - Trainboy trying to do an Indian accent, everybody.
0:58 - I dunno, Buford. You can fit in the washing machine just fine I think.
1:14 - My engine’s starting to go out! I’m having “heart failure” here!
1:16 - He’s busy being a reason why the show is still going.
1:58 - Holy cannoli! You’re small enough to be penguin chow!

Hold onto your asses, things get real wacky under the cut.

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Pooh’s Adventures of Lego STAR WARS: The Complete Saga, part 7. Hopefully Phil Lord and Chris Miller’s Lego movie will be better than this Lego movie. Oh, what am I saying, of course it will!

• 0:50 They never, ever bother to shorten it. PEOPLE LIKE THIS.
• 1:37 Weren’t Rabbit and Eeyore just standing there?
• 1:58 (see 0:50)
• 2:25 Really, wouldn’t it hurt to cut any moment out where they’re doing nothing? Or at least get a walkthrough that resembles a speedrun? This double feature’s already gone past 80 minutes.
• 3:52 Yet there’s going to be no sign of any of these droids being electrocuted or burned because THESE GUEST STARS NEVER DO ANYTHING.
  
• 4:18 [link]
• 6:00 Come on, these new characters haven’t even had much presence!

Pooh’s Adventures of Lego STAR WARS: The Complete Saga, part 6. Nose-picker Egomaniac and Not Yakko finally continued this, so let’s get back to business.

• 0:17 Just because Leonard Nimoy helped Zachary Quinto learn everything about Benedict Cumberbatch doesn’t mean this is a good idea!
• 0:24 [link], you badly drawn banana thing.
• 0:29 She doesn’t want to go underwater? She’s Numbuh 5! She’s better than that!
• 0:47 That’s because you’re wearing a protective helmet. [link]
• 0:50 Why isn’t Eeyore wearing a suit? He’ll drown without it!
• 0:54 This guy seems like one of the only ones who has a better chance of getting some air.
• 3:09 Eileen finally says something. What, do R & Y write the lines before they choose the characters and gamble to see who gets them?
• 4:00 Why does Reese always turn into a chubby kid with a monocle when he’s spoken to by Numbuh 5?

youtubeclassics:

Hey! It’s Quackmir— I mean, Uncle Waldo! And he’s being visited by a plush duck and three seconds of Tom and Jerry!

Oh god…

my name is kyle akers a.k.a kyle atomic I was once a normal teen till an atomic blast turn me into a meta-human since then I got mental powers and flight I fight bad guys who aren’t nice I also team up with other superheroes from dc universe/marvel universe/cartoon shows and more as kyle atomic I stand for the ways of being the ultimate hero

Finally, an actual Pooh’s Adventures submission. Thanks, Douchebag!

Oswald I sort of understand, but wouldn’t Mickey already probably know who Snow White is?

Would you please not remove this entry I’ve sent on Heck No Pooh’s Adventures, because this is a Pooh’s Adventures trailer after all so it counts as a adventure although it’s just a trailer just like “Pooh’s Adventures of Jesus Christ Superstar”.

15 likes and 1 dislike. There’s a train off rails, for God’s sake!

It’s official, Pooh and his friends meet Jesus Christ himself.

Now This Kid Put linking park in a Crappy Pooh Adventure like that?

I guess directed by Michael Bay then.

Christ, aren’t Reese and Yakko aware of how long their trailers are, and how insane their casting is?