Heck No Pooh's Adventures

He likes Fred. Of course.

Pooh’s Adventures of Lego STAR WARS: The Complete Saga, part 5. Not too long until we find an annoying character shutting up for once, which is exactly what these toons should do.

• 0:08 Glad? Crazy? She should be envious.
• 0:14 What the hell would be wrong with that in terms of villainary?
• 0:23 Again with the giant monsters.
• 0:31 PEOPLE LIKE THIS.
• 0:36 Some villain you are.
• 0:39 The Noid wants to take over the damn world. Obviously.
• 1:18 Or they could just grab Ghidorah and fly.
• 1:22 Oscar worthy screenplay.
• 2:44 And Ash was in the water……why?
• 3:13 These characters seem to be taking it quite well.
• 3:24 So basically this is just an overlong montage of running, walking and flying, just because it would be boring having to watch a video game fight.
• 3:59 What the heck is the Good Fairy doing now? Is she supposed to be flying? I mean, what?!
• 4:29 Well, it’s official. We’ve had introduction, screaming and “What” montages, and now we have running montages. People find entertainment in these videos.

DragonStorm545 uploaded this on April 27, 2012 and this makes me wonder, is this even going to get made?

To tell the truth, I had never watched Adventure Time until Cartoon Network’s shows popped up on American Netflix. Oh, how much I missed out. Anyhow, now that I’ve watched Adventure Time and the first Power Rangers movie on Netflix, it’s about time I riffed on Finn and Jake’s Adventures. Seeing how Finn and Jake travel to many unlikely places makes probably the most sense out of the lead adventurers, but how much sense will these videos make? Let’s start off with Finn and Jake meet Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

• 0:15 Couldn’t find any clips, despite this being an Adventure video?
• 0:55 And here’s an example of camcording where we can see the whole television screen. True laziness so far.
• 1:38 What’s a NightFury293 besides the guy who made this?
• 5:22 A still image instead of an actual clip? This is going to SUCK.
• 9:00 That’s another cliche in Pooh’s Adventures - knowing things they’re not yet supposed to know.
• 10:44 How can that wake him up? It’s not even audible.
• 19:51 Oh goody, he’s using actual footage after all. Even if it’s poor camcording.
• 20:46 I’ll never come with you. Never!
• 21:08 Heh heh.
• 21:31 What makes characters like Finn and Jake so useless in these adventures is the fact that there’s only three seats.
• 22:32 Another bit of desperation.
• 23:17 He cast Phineas just to do that? What a waste.
• 23:32 Well, many people have probably dreamed of meeting cartoon characters, I’ll give this video that.
• 24:45 [link]
• 25:00 [link]
• 29:36 Okay, this actually fits. It would fit a lot more, though, if Sharkboy and Lavagirl wasn’t so sucky.
• 34:10 Desperation (worthier of a mention than the last time).
• 35:39 This time it doesn’t actually fit, it’s just annoying repetition.
• 36:23 Shouldn’t they be licking their lips out of curiosity?
• 37:45 “No way Sha*cut off*
• 39:04 Well, that was quite a forced "What” shot.
• 41:16 Weren’t there enough scream shots?
• 43:23 For the second time, Sharkboy’s smarter than to listen to “Uh guys”.
• 44:49 Good thing this is crossing over with Adventure Time and not Pooh Bear.
• 44:58 One of the reasons why this movie and this video both suck.
• 45:59 Jake isn’t supposed to be that much Finn.
• 46:07 His turn? He’s just mouthing Sharkboy!
• 46:14 Jacob Black, everyone.
• 47:23 *drinks*
• 49:18 *drinks again* Really?
• 50:05 *drinks yet again* Ugh.
• 51:30 Poor Max, never getting a chance.
• 57:44 “Legend has it you two are the chosen o*cut off*
• 1:01:38 And guess who chose them.
• 1:01:49 Oh joy. A self insert. And he claims that his parents died.
• 1:02:02 "That sounds awes” Huh?
• 1:02:05 Just like what Batman had to put up with.
• 1:04:20 It’s been months since I last saw a Cartoon Network character with poorly formatted subtitles.
• 1:05:00 Agh!
• 1:06:03 Weren’t there enough scenes of Finn and Jake in an ice kingdom?
• 1:07:14 I can see it coming - the Ice Princess happens to be the Ice King’s you-know-what.
• 1:07:59 Oh boy. The Ice King has nothing to do with this, doesn’t he?
• 1:10:28 Really, they entered an ice palace and there was no mention of the Ice King whatsoever.
• 1:10:57 Having that part coming out of the Ice King’s mouth just makes no sense considering he’s not elecrtic.
• 1:14:25 “Sharboy”
• 1:16:13 “And besides, we*cut off* THINK, WHY DON’T YOU.
• 1:16:27 (see 21:08)
• 1:17:09 Marceline had no introduction!
• 1:19:00 Finn’s battle with Marceline is at least not a display of 3D gimmicks.
• 1:22:21 Now all that needs to be solved is the mystery as to why that other guy chose the Flame Princess as a villain.
• 1:23:36 Not as old as crossing over cartoon characters with films they’re not supposed to be in.
• 1:24:55 It’s lines like these that ruin the mood. Again, typical for a Pooh's Adventure.
• 1:30:25 The Ice King should be kinda proud that it’s snowing.
• 1:32:22 Ever heard of something called "punctuation”?
• 1:34:02 Okay, now that is a step too far.
• 1:34:07 Oh glob.
• 1:35:03 The more adventures there are, the worse the casting gets.

• Laziness: 
• Unfitting: 
• Typos: 
• Plot holes: 
• Trouble this kid could get into for saying his parents died: 

Overall: 3.8/5

0.24/10. It ain’t the worst example of camcording, and it’s a good thing Skarkboy and Lavagirl sucks, but Finn and Jake are only there to change who says what and the editing is so lazy that no attention is paid to the fact that there’s an Ice king and an Ice Princess in the same world, and Marceline gets no proper introduction, neither is she seen again when she says that she’s on Finn and Jake’s side. Oh well, according to the credits it could be worse. MUCH worse.

What could possibly go wrong?

Pooh’s Adventures of Lego STAR WARS: The Complete Saga, part 3. Even at five and a half minutes, an April Fools Joke it’s not.

• 1:43 WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT.
• 2:02 Great job? What did he do?
• 2:07 Sorry, the droid got saber’d before that football could hit him.
• 4:55 Again, if this guy knows what’s going to happen, then why did this need to be made? I could just keep asking this the whole way through.
• 5:38 See how little point there is, due to the lack of comments I just made?

Pooh’s Adventures of Lego STAR WARS: The Complete Saga, part 2. Three and a half minutes and already its point is questionable.

• 0:01 And a badly drawn one, too.
• 0:04 One of the most forced excuses for an introduction scene ever.
• 3:54 I skipped ahead to save time. That scene was 3 minutes and 46 seconds! Doesn’t Yakko care? Doesn’t Reese care? Doesn’t anybody care?!
• 4:01 Whoops, there it is again. On the self insert, no less. *chuckles*
• 4:13 You only just got here.
• 4:19 [link]
• 4:23 The fact that Cheeseasaurus Rex is a still image just begs for a reason for being here.
• 4:26 Hold on. She’s actually wondering what a name means?!
• 4:33 You have got to be fucPEOPLE LIKE THIS!!!
• 8:25 It would be easier to say “Can I come with you, question mark”.
• 8:32 [link]
• 9:25 Damn stupid overlaying stock footage!
• 9:34 Worst game ever.
• 9:42 We do not need to see any of this. Get to the point! Even if you already created two four-minute introduction scenes!
• 9:59 He didn’t even face the door and already there’s clip of Pooh and his friends going nowhere.
• 11:14 You game-jumped, that’s what.
• 11:21 I’m expecting there to be so many fourth wall destructions it makes Class of Nuke'Em High Part III look hilarious.
• 11:23 I’m also expecting more plotholes than the mention of “Sleeping Lioness”.
• 11:31 He saw the movie. [link]
• 11:38 “Really?” Haven’t these guys been through all Star Wars movies and even mentioned their names?
• 11:41 Spoiler alert.

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Trainboy54 as of now has restarted(?) his Phineas and Ferb adventures series by posting each episode with around 2-4 minutes a part! I say this is an improvement over when he was posting longer videos, it’s now like DVD scene selection! Here he is, in one of his episodes and parts, performing “She’s Not Candace Flynn”.

Pooh’s Adventures of Mr. Meaty: Moochmaster P., part 3. “Note: I hope it’s good.” Screw you, it ain’t.

• 0:23 Stop saying “mooch”, god damn it! You never belonged to this universe in the first place!
• 1:01 I agree, Numbuh 5. I agree.
• 1:13 So what’s the point of these obvious captions?
• 1:40 Yes, please do something other than comment on the obvious.
• 2:04 [link]
• 2:40 [link]
• 2:53 [link]
• 3:02 Poky Little Puppy does not belong in a god damn gross-out show.
• 3:39 Too bad, because he’s going to eat it before you even catch him, you pointless bastards.
• 3:55 Like always.
• 4:06 Why does Pops have to say that? He doesn’t think that straight.
• 5:51 Not as weird as the fact that Godzilla’s in a fast food restaurant.
• 6:37 How should any of these people know what to do yet?
• 7:37 Unless they’re happy because Parker can’t “mooch”, these facial expressions do not make any sense.
• 7:40 [link]
• 7:44 [link]
• 7:58 Really, couldn’t Yakko find a better shot without nose-picking?
• 8:57 I really like Numbuh 5.
• 9:45 None of these characters belong in a god damn gross-out show.
• 10:40 I assume he doesn’t know what LEGO even is.
• 10:46 There are much better reaction shots for Sandy than the fish head!
• 10:49 Phew, at least this means less useless guest stars.
• 10:59 Pooh’s going to go through the most popular sci-fi saga of all time re-enacted with toys, and these guys are taking it seriously.
• 11:03 Aw, crap.

• Nose-picking: 
• Unfitting: 
• “Duh” moments: 
• Nose-picking: 
• Nose-picking: 

Overall: 5/5

0/10. And now we move onto a potentially worse adventure. How big a glitch will Pooh Bear and his millions of friends be to all six episodes of the world of the Lego video games? Find out in Pooh’s Adventures of Lego STAR WARS: The Complete Saga, part 1.

• 11:07 KERMIT: It is time for the moment we all been waiting for!  STADLER: Your retirement?
• 11:28 Good lord, they even tackled a cereal icon.
• 11:29 Oh, bother. An extended intro.
• 11:34 Learning what? A lesson on how not to do crossovers?
• 12:11 What a stupid song extension.
• 12:15 Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
• 12:26 The Noid? And I thought Foodfight was bad.
• 12:48 Did Yakko happen to watch my video and notice the presence of the M&M’s?
• 14:17 Oh God, again with the watermarks. Also, if this is supposed to be the actual Complete Saga game, then what’s with the Lego Star Wars 1 intro at the very beginning?
• 14:33 Who knew Xbox LIVE could be so dangerous.
• 14:38 PEOPLE LIKE THIS.

Not only is there barely any Digimon footage used for at least the first 15 min but they abuse subtitles.

Another person who sent me this video said:

Holy Shit. A Pooh’s Adventure thats somewhat…tolerable and decent?! (Don’t worry, it’s still flawed as fuck and even uses 9/11 disgustingly.)

So why does this have so many likes? Let’s watch Brerdaniel’s Winnie the Pooh: Hundred Acre Digimon and find out.

• 0:22 ONLY ONE PERSON DOESN’T LIKE THIS.
• 0:34 Even if this is only an original, short story, it’s still refreshing to see a Pooh’s Adventure actually begin like traditional Winnie the Pooh.
• 1:10 Not fooled by the ridiculous title covering an educational book.
• 1:40 A vulture cameo and already this is better than Pooh’s Adventures of Who Killed Who.
• 2:46 “housesit Christopher Robin’s house” Goofy’s English isn’t that goofy.
• 2:55 Nothing too special, considering how useless they are in these videos.
• 3:12 For the umpteenth time, considering how many videos feature these vultures.
• 3:25 *hint hint*
• 3:29 I’ll give him this - he wasn’t too lazy to use footage from Jiminy Cricket’s Mickey Mouse Club sketches.
• 3:35 A better crossover, perhaps?
• 3:47 So why is he plucking carrots?
• 3:52 So that carrot patch is a computer?
• 4:01 That’s a weird place to put a keyboard.
• 4:05 3D Donald and Goofy. Because they just don’t care. Even if this shot actually features Goofy at a computer.
• 4:10 How is it possible that people are fooled by subtitles overlapping real subtitles?
• 4:17 An uncredited Sora cameo.
• 4:38 Tigger messed up that computer so badly it glitched up and turned him into Experiment 626.
• 4:51 And he even glitched up the language.
• 5:24 Now this is how all Pooh’s Adventures should begin!
• 6:08 The giant building blocks, the giant books…
• 6:46 Since when did Pooh Bear like coconuts and bananas?
• 6:59 English subtitles overlapping Japanese subtitles? Eh, that’s better than how it’s usually done.
• 7:45 Oh my goodness. There’s that mistake again, and this isn’t even a Thomas and Twilight Sparkle’s Adventure!
• 7:54 What the hell kind of Digimon is that?
• 8:10 This is actually not too horrendous, as it’s taking on the creator’s own story and there’s reaction shots that rarely get used in Pooh’s Adventures. But when’s the 9/11 reference going to happen?
• 9:46 Ah yes. Can’t have a Pooh’s Adventure without footage from that episode.
• 9:57 I’m only surprised at how he’s the only villain.
• 10:29 Since when was Mowgli credited?
• 10:57 Well, as far as I can tell it’s no wonder this got so many likes.
• 11:24 Subtle?
• 11:56 All those clever uses of Pooh in a log and they escape from a curtain. For shame.
• 12:19 Mickey should know - as the channel bug clearly states, he picked the show up and put it on TV.
• 12:57 [link]
• 13:48 [link]
• 14:15 *rolls his eyes*
• 14:57 Someone actually reacted to the fact that they're talking toys? [link]
• 15:39 Rabbit just wrecked the fourth wall.
• 16:03 Why is Mickey dressed like a vampire?
• 16:19 Woah, I think I just predicted the future with my character introduction gags.
• 16:27 Did he seriously think those subtitles would be that easy to read?
• 17:18 New York? Since when? They’re Japanese!
• 17:24 PEOPLE FUCKING LIKE THIS.
• 17:30 Okay, I guess it’s safe to give this a terrible rating after all. And besides, September isn’t summer.
• 19:40 Just because an anime was delayed because of 9/11, doesn’t mean that it’s tolerable to bring Digimon into this!
• 20:00 Oh, bother.
• 20:45 I highly doubt that.
• 21:05 Your cue, Eeyore. Eeyore?
• 21:51 Okay, since Pooh and Kaa sound the same, that I’ll have to give credit to.
• 22:10 He’s a tiger. [link]
• 23:47 The music stopped, and the evolution scene is still going. So what’s the point of playing the rest of it the whole way through?
• 24:03 Since when did Shere Khan be as capable of throwing stuff like the two-legger he was in TaleSpin?
• 24:13 Shouldn’t there be any talk of Shere Khan and Tigger’s similarities?
• 24:37 With all these Digimon not appearing at once, Pooh and his friends would be eaten by now.
• 25:40 Just as subtle as 21:51.
• 26:36 Even if Christopher Robin would need to know a lot more about the Digimon, saying “and their Digimon” at least saves time.

• Effortlessness in telling a story: 
• Misuse of reaction shots: 
• Character unfaithfulness: 
• Continuity stupidity: 
• Disgustingness of the use of 9/11: 

Overall: 2.6/5

0.48/10. The editing is flawed but this time, Daniel actually put effort into telling a crossover story of his own. He at least knows what he’s doing with the clips he uses, some of them making relatively clever results,  knows the characters of Pooh, the vultures and Mickey better than most, and makes sense out of people’s reactions to talking toys and entering another world. What’s more, it’s not an adventure through an entire episode, which is refreshing by Pooh’s Adventures standards.

This could’ve been the Godfather of Pooh’s Adventures, if it weren’t for the 9/11 reference. Butchering the entire video’s potential of being tolerable, it’s an insulting and simple-minded excuse to make its audience cry - imagine how kids must feel after watching it. Wasn’t there any other way to depict the loss of Tai’s parents? Disasters happen in Japan, too, and bringing up the September 11th attacks randomly is not only pushing it all too far, but forced. Brerdaniel, I appreciate your intentions, but next time would you try and choose a better excuse for anyone’s loss next time?