Psyga Watches Batman Goes To Rio
Since I mentioned this in my Happy Days review, I might as well show it here, even though this was already published on another site. As such, the opening text will be vastly different.
Batman… What is there to be said about him? Batman is badassery incarnate! Over the years, Batman gets interpreted by many writers and artists, and yet one thing never seems to fade out… his badassery. Even when he’s written by Frank Miller and is considered by some, including famous internet sensation Linkara, to be just a crazy hobo in a Batman suit, he still eludes some badassery. Look at the scene where he goes “I’m the Goddamn Batman!” to Robin and tell me otherwise!
So, with that in mind, what story have we got today? BATMAN GOES TO RIO! Yeah, Rio de Janeiro! Well, this is pretty cool. What’s the premise? Is Batman gonna go to Rio because he heard reports of one of his old enemies being up to no good there? Is there a new villain who is using the location to further his drug pushing schemes and try to create another Bane?
Wait… He’s gonna take a bird and he’s gonna have it mate? … Oh. It’s that Rio. For those who haven’t caught on by now, we’re gonna look at Batman farting around in the movie Rio. I can hardly wait. Arg. Let’s get it over with. Oh, and I will be skipping much of Rio unless its necessary for me to talk about it.
