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Pooh's Adventures of Cats Don't Dance

No it’s not an “Adventures of” submission this time around. Instead I found a comment response to people who were ragging on one of Bowser1989’s Pooh’s Adventures edits.

The crossover I found this on was “Pooh’s Adventures of Batman and Mr. Freeze: SubZero”.

(Hopefully this image will show in the submitted post, it isn’t when I was typing it down.)

Jul 3
YOU’RE NOT EVEN TRYING

YOU’RE NOT EVEN TRYING

Pooh’s Adventures of Amazing Animals - Poisonous Animals: Part 7. What did we learn?

  • 0:00 No, I know something about what makes these videos so terrible.
  • 0:08 See how obsessive this guy truly is?
  • 0:29 Herp dee derp.
  • 0:41 Well, from what I’ve heard, Rarity and some Japanese monster got the chance.
  • 1:05 What a slightly abrupt ending.
  • 1:47 And I have had it with these *cut* toons in this *cut* TV show!
  • 2:52 Including Kevin Schon/Quinton Flynn, in case you’re that lazy.
  • 3:24 Seriously?
  • 3:44 Makes sense, but not as much with the star power involved.
  • 3:55 I already gave my nope to these.
  • 4:09 And that’s the only time Gary ever got mentioned.
  • 4:24 Elroy’s what?
  • 4:33 Which fortunately didn’t happen.
  • 4:38 Which didn’t happen either. :)
  • 4:54 *drools ignorantly*
  • Crossovers:
  • Typos: 
  • Narrator confusion: 
  • Dumbing down of Garfield:
  • Dumbing down of the audience:

Overall: 4.6/5

0.08/10. The original show is half and hour long with ads included. The edits in this video extend it to nearly 51 minutes. See how much time Pooh’s Adventures can use up? This video just goes to show that the more characters you have, the less you’ll learn, since they can be such a distraction to the most important subject. Even with typos and fan-created family trees, kids will only feel dumber than before. Tune in tomorrow when I probably tear into a submission I have enough time for, as next week I’ll be in Greece.

Pooh’s Adventures of Amazing Animals - Poisonous Animals: Part 6. Hey! Here’s something that oughta attract SpongeBob’s attention!

  • 0:35 What’s with everyone saying “yea”?
  • 1:06 A minute has passed, and no SpongeBob.
  • 1:15 So now the penguins and walruses fit. Just take out the cats and dogs.
  • 1:17 CHILD: Mom! Look! An anemonie! MOM: What kind of educational show is this? *turns it off*
  • 1:53 SPONGEBOB: And especially not Gary. He’s a snail! And he’s mine! (Geez, there’s so much characters here that two have been forgotten.)
  • 2:26 Aren’t Tip and Dash swimmers? Because they were able to tell what a barracuda is.
  • 2:37 Even he thinks this is poorly written!
  • 2:57 RABBIT: They remind us of our friends, Marlin and Nemo!
  • 3:19 Fack you, Yakko. FACK YOU.
  • 3:21 How could you not know if you go to Disneyland with him?
  • 3:23 Oh God. This is a prequel to Pooh’s Adventures of Finding Nemo, isn’t it?
  • 4:15 *sips* Every part except 5.
  • 4:23 Patrick, you’re late.
  • 4:29 They didn’t comment on the fish, but the scorpions?! Oh, how dumb this is.
  • 4:59 There could be. This is Pooh’s Adventures, after all.
  • 5:44 CHILD: Mommy! I know what a merekat is! MOM: *burns the tape* Someone’s going to get sued today…
  • 5:48 Bad Disney pun much?
  • 6:06 They’re not even in an appropriate order!
  • 6:10 Garfield, you mean?

Pooh’s Adventures of Amazing Animals - Poisonous Animals: Part 5. Two guests arrive - one relevant, one completely forced.

  • 0:05 Henry might have been sarcastic, you know…
  • 0:18 Misuse of “it’s”? Check.
  • 0:23 And he’s clever enough not to be pestered by length-extending cartoon clips.
  • 1:11 You have way too many friends for your own good, do you know that?
  • 1:27 See what I meant earlier about Timon and Pumbaa?
  • 1:38 Talk like an imported foreign film!
  • 1:42 *notices the comma* Rabbit’s the narrator!
  • 2:16 The bees, of course.
  • 2:17 Stop making this thing longer!
  • 2:29 Woah, getting into Henry’s show really didn’t do Fifi well.
  • 2:47 Because this is a cartoon segment, don’t expect Tigger to make any comments.
  • 3:30 WHAT?!
  • 3:34 You’d be able to tell if you read the web address.
  • 3:36 ORANGE: I’m Cartoon Network’s latest abomination!
  • 3:41 And yet you didn’t know much of the characters you first met?
  • 3:55 Blinky the ghost? How much more characters do we need to ruin this documentary?
  • 3:58 Tennessee was right - Annoying Orange is the narrator.
  • 4:04 You tell him, Henry. And tell that to the rest.
  • 4:33 ORANGE: And their butts were the inspiration for my comedy! Nyahahahahahahaha!
  • 5:04 At least you’re helping the poor narrator’s intelligence improve.
  • 5:30 The orange would never think up a joke THAT bad!
  • 6:20 And now Peach and Toad are characters in this video! Aargh!
  • 6:36 And Peach is the narrator.
  • 7:27 How is that even remotely a joke?
  • 7:46 I dunno, Dwayne Johnson?
  • 8:01 Wasn’t he on the moon?
  • 8:44 Couldn’t you say “just like” instead of “that reminds me of”? It shortens down the subtitles.
  • 9:36 And you didn’t do that any earlier?
  • 9:46 1. *facepalm* The spelling… 2. Garfield, don’t you hate mice, and rats for that matter?
  • 10:14 Notice the change in subtitle font?

Pooh’s Adventures of Amazing Animals - Poisonous Animals: Part 3. Poor, poor Garfield…

  • 0:05 And these toons couldn’t even accompany the cartoon sequence, which was a hell of a lot more entertaining than the edited parts of this video.
  • 0:16 Translation: Bark bark bark. *panting*
  • 0:39 Please say that to every crossed-over character in this video.
  • 0:44 Excuse me, but didn’t Shy just tell everyone to let the narrator finish?
  • 1:21 *bangs head on the desk* Yup! That’s education right there!
  • 2:00 *sips* He’s not your cousin, Chumley.
  • 2:16 “That means to blend one of your colors in with the background, or ano*cuts to next shot* This too?
  • 3:03 Punctuation…
  • 3:17 Shut up, cat who can’t even spell "hibernation” right.
  • 3:33 He could’ve used that for every scene if he had to.
  • 3:53 There’s so much dialogue to rip off!
  • 4:50 The repetition here is even more blatant than before.

Pooh’s Adventures of Amazing Animals - Poisonous Animals: Part 2. The “documentary” begins!

  • 0:24 And that smart one is not the guy who thought this would be a good idea.
  • 0:59 Just imagine if these people took on Life in a Day.
  • 1:37 Oh. It’s everyone’s favourite porn star.
  • 1:50 MOWGLI: I’m a gecko? Well, you’re a marmoset!
  • 1:58 Wouldn’t “distant relative” be a smarter phrase?
  • 2:12 Subliminal Woody. We even got to hear him speak.
  • 2:21 He’s going to hypnotise the viewer to make more crappy crossover videos. And it’s going to be sexy.
  • 2:29 Don’t boost it up a notch!
  • 2:35 This musical number is distracting any interest provided by the nature footage.
  • 3:04 Garfield’s the narrator? *angry face*
  • 3:22 So, you’re assuming Kaa is real? What’s even going on here?!
  • 3:26 Um, 1:52?
  • 3:29 Yeah! Leave the gecko out of this! Henry the Man Cub does not deserve such cruelty!
  • 3:41 Tigger’s right.
  • 4:10 You said one of them was your cousin.
  • 4:20 There are so many people getting educated by this that I’m actually feeling dumber.
  • 4:41 *crickets chirp*
  • 4:44 And now Spongebob’s the narrator? This is blowing my mind. Illegally.
  • 4:59 It saddens me how stupid Garfield is in the eyes of YakkoWarnerMovies.
  • 5:20 Not as long as the clips interrupting this video in total.
  • 5:33 *sips*
  • 5:39 Poky! Look the hell away!
  • 6:09 And why isn’t there a gasping montage?
  • 6:32 It’s that again…
  • 6:36 Good thing someone survived the dumbing down of the gang.
  • 7:02 Tennessee, did you not say that you know that snakes can be milked?
  • 7:06 You don’t really shake your head when saying “yea”.
  • 7:16 If we only had one side character, then everyone will actually learn something!
  • 7:32 Pooh’s probably one of the only characters in this crossover that makes some form of sense.
  • 8:19 Sigh.

For those of you who may not know, Amazing Animals was one of Dorling Kindersley’s many educational series, made into a TV show co-produced with the Disney Channel and starring a CG gecko named Henry. Among the documentary footage provided of wild animals, there were also 2D cartoon segments and a bunch of other animal characters. You heard me - Disney, CG gecko, 2D cartoon segments. And you know what that means - from the creator of the double feature of overblown terror, Pooh’s Adventures of Amazing Animals - Poisonous Animals!

  • 0:52 And there’s the dated Nickelodeon logo, put in there for the same reason as The Little Mermaid 2.
  • 1:08 What frame rate!
  • 1:26 So much companies, and you didn’t even take out the last ’s’.
  • 1:51 Subliminal Pongo.
  • 2:00 Isn’t it blatantly obvious why Yakko chose this?
  • 2:15 I will admit this - this really should’ve been part of the Simba, Timon and Pumbaa’s Adventures series. Pooh doesn’t do crap about anything, anyway.
  • 2:35 Even the VHS can’t take it.
  • 3:22 I wanted to learn about nature, not this scene again!
  • 3:47 And yet you’re supposed to be in a white background.
  • 3:59 Hey, wait a minute. You forgot to introduce the play!
  • 4:10 It’s the screencap I used on my first ever post to this blog!
  • 4:35 *sobs*
  • 5:13 At least the obvious is taking over bad editing.
  • 5:47 That scene lasted about a minute and 12 seconds, and it’s going to return soon enough.
  • 5:55 The Hundred Acre Wood. Where else do you think you are?
  • 6:17 It really is Pooh’s Adventures of Ghostbusters all over again at this point.
  • 7:13 Prepare for a lot of dumbing down.
  • 7:21 If a kid watched this, would he be watching a modified comedy, or a documentary?
  • 7:30 I’m sorry, but I’m not learning anything from this. I’m just distracted by the excessive reaction shots.
  • 8:26 You can’t even spell “lizard” right.
  • 8:28 Okay, everyone. Be prepared. The drinking game’s gone to this clip.

Mickey’s and the Muppet’s Christmas Carol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtPsEJEBqjQ&feature=plcp

This crossover made by disneyJSman is a bit interesting despite a few flaws, because The Great Gonzo and Rizzo the Rat narrate this version of “Mickey’s Christmas Carol” and it is kind of appropriate because both “Mickey’s Christmas Carol” and “The Muppet Christmas Carol” are took place in the same setting and it’s kind of ironic that “The Muppet Christmas Carol” came out nine years after “Mickey’s Christmas Carol” (1983 to 1992) and that Disney released both “Mickey’s Christmas Carol” and “The Muppet Christmas Carol”. By the way, at the very end of part 5 (the final part), there’s a CMV (Christmas Music Video) just for filler. Anyway, this crossover is a bit better than most other Adventure crossovers.

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Winnie the Pooh and Littlefoot Go to South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut

http://poohadventures.wikia.com/wiki/Winnie_the_Pooh_Goes_to_South_Park%3A_Bigger%2C_Longer_%26_Uncut

Winnie the Pooh Goes to South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut is the first upcoming completely-censored Winnie the Pooh crossover film planned to be re-edited by Yru17. It will appear on Vimeo in the near future.

Ash Ketchum and his friends take Winnie the Pooh and his friends on a vacation to South Park and meet their old friends Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, Eric Cartman, and Kenny McCormick as they sneak into the Terrance and Phillip movie.

  • Ash Ketchum, Pikachu, Misty, Togepi, Brock, Simba, Nala, Timon, Pumbaa, SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, Squidward Tentacles, Sandy Cheeks, Eugene Krabs, Charlie Barkin, Itchy Itchiford, Anabelle, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Leonardo, Michelangelo, Donatello, and Raphael), Splinter, The Good Fairy, Hades, Pain and Panic, The Flying Dutchman, Sheldon J. Plankton, Stripe (from Gremlins), Scar, Shenzi, Banzai, Ed, The Shredder, Carface, Killer, Belladonna, and Team Rocket (Jessie, James, and Meowth) guest star in this film.
  • This film takes place after five Land Before Time/Pokémon crossover films, which explain how the South Park gang meet Ash and the gang.
  • This film also takes place after Littlefoot’s Adventures of All Dogs Go to Heaven, which explains Ash, Stan, and their friends already knowing Charlie and Itchy and facing Carface and Killer, and Littlefoot’s Adventures of All Dogs Go to Heaven 2, which explains Ash, Stan, and their friends already knowing Charlie and Itchy and facing Carface again.
  • This film actually takes place after Littlefoot’s Adventures of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, which explains SpongeBob, Stan, Simba, Charlie, and their friends already knowing the Turtles and Slpinter and facing The Shredder.
  • This film actually takes place after Littlefoot vs. Gremlins, which explains Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, Charlie, and Itchy already facing Stripe.
  • This film was originally going to be the first time Misty, Togepi, and Brock meet the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and face The Shredder, but Yru17 found out that Pooh’s Adventures of Turtles Forever (which took place after both versions of Winnie The Pooh In Fantasmic!) already marked the first time Misty, Togepi, and Brock met the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles faced The Shredder, so this film ended up taking place after Pooh’s Adventures of Turtles Forever and also ended up featuring Darby and Buster on Pooh’s team (since Yru17 is using them from Pooh’s Adventures of The Land Before Time II: The Great Valley Adventure onwards, except for a few flashback adventures).
  • All of the adult content and strong language will be removed to make the film appropriate for children under 17, despite it being called Winnie the Pooh Goes to South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut. For example, the ******** will be replaced by The Good Fairy (with dubbed dialogue). The naked angels will be replaced by the angel dogs (including Annabelle from All Dogs Go to Heaven). Strong language will be replaced by very soft phrases and insults like “coward”, “idiot”, “darn”, “butt”, “dang”, “heck”, and more. Terrance and Phillip will appear, but with inappropriate content removed. Most of the bad language songs will be re-edited in order to make the songs appropriate for children under 17, but Terrance and Phillip’s song will be the only song to be cut out from the film due to a use of too much profanity. During the song La Resistance, a short reprise of Terrance and Phillip’s song will be replaced by a short reprise of the song Are You In or Out?. Terrance and Phillip: @*!#$ of Fire will be renamed Terrance and Phillip: Butts of Fire. The Canadians will also be appearing, but once again with inappropriate content removed. Hades, Pain, Panic, The Flying Dutchman, Stripe, The Shredder, Belladonna, Carface, and Team Rocket will work for Satan and Saddam Hussein with inappropriate content removed to make the characters appropriate for children under 17. Also, Big Gay Al’s name will be changed to “Big Happy Al”.
  • Leonardo, Michelangelo, Donatello, Raphael, Splinter, and the Shredder will be used from Turtles Forever and the animated 1987 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles TV series because the characters are used as animated guest stars in any Pooh’s Adventures film guest starring the Turtles and The Shredder.
  • The Flying Dutchman, Plankton, The Shredder, Carface, Killer, and Team Rocket (Jessie, James, and Meowth) are the only villains not from the Underworld guest starring in this film.
  • A new version of the song Are You In or Out? from Aladdin and the King of Thieves will be featured in this film being made by Yru17 with Hades being dubbed as Sa'luk and the guest villains plus the Flying Dutchman dubbed as the thieves.
  • This is an NTSC film with NTSC bits from the Winnie the Pooh films, the Pokémon films, The Lion King films, The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie, Turtles Forever, the All Dogs Go to Heaven films, Pinocchio and the Emperor of the Night, Hercules, and Gremlins.

http://poohadventures.wikia.com/wiki/Littlefoot_Goes_to_South_Park%3A_Bigger%2C_Longer_%26_Uncut

Littlefoot Goes to South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut is an upcoming film by planned to be re-edited by Yru17. It is completely censored just like Winnie the Pooh Goes to South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut. It will appear on Vimeo in the near future.

Littlefoot and his friends (along with Scooby-Doo, Mikey, Jesse, and their friends) take a time-travel vacation to South Park to reunite with Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, Eric Cartman, and Kenny McCormick as they sneak into the Terrance and Phillip movie.

  • Scooby-Doo, Shaggy Rogers, Fred Jones, Daphne Blake, Velma Dinkley, Rex, Woog, Elsa, Dweeb, Fievel Mousekewitz, Tiger, Tony Toponi, Tanya Mousekewitz, Yasha Mousekewitz, Mama Mousekewiz, Papa Mousekewitz, Bron, Shorty, Ali, Hyp, Mutt, Nod, Mr. Thicknose, Pterano, Alex, Marty, Melman, Gloria, King Julien, Maurice, Mort, The Penguins of Madagascar (Skipper, Kolwalski, Rico, and Private), Terk, Tantor, Louis, Ray the Firefly, Mama Odie, Taran, Princess Eilonwy, Fflewddur Fflam, Gurgi, Orddu, Orgoch, and Orwen, Aladdin, Princess Jasmine, Abu, Genie, Iago, Sebastian, The Goonies (Mikey Walsh, Brand Walsh, Mouth Devereaux, Data Wang, Chunk Cohen, Andy Carmichael, Stef Steinbrenner, and Sloth Fratelli), Jesse Greenwood, Elvis, Randolph Johnson, Nadine, Celebi, Baloo, Bagheera, King Louie, The Vultures (Bizzie, Flaps, Dizzy, and Ziggy), Jiminy Cricket, Zazu, Toaster, Lampy, Radio, Blanky, Kirby, Fu Dog, Kenai, Koda, Rutt and Tuke, Roger Rabbit, Aladar, Neera, Plio, Yar, Zini, Suri, Baylene, Eema, Url, Jack Skellington, Jean-Bob, Speed, Puffin, Chanticleer, Eris, Dr. Facilier, The Horned King, Creeper, Jafar, Maleficent, Myotismon, Ursula, The Machine, The Carnotaurs, The Grand Duke of Owls, Warren T. Rat, Cat R. Waul, Chula, Bowser, Mistress Nine, Bowser Jr., Lord Rothbart, Ozzy and Strut, Ichy and Dil, Rinkus and Sierra, Red Claw, Screech and Thud, Makunga, Clayton, Oogie Boogie, and Team Rocket (Cassidy and Butch) guest star in this film.
  • Like in Winnie the Pooh Goes to South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut, the ******** will be replaced by Mama Odie (with dubbed dialogue) and the naked angels will be replaced by Littlefoot’s mother, Mufasa, and Sitka. All the adult songs will be re-edited to make the songs appropriate for children under 17, and Uncle F***a will be removed from the film.
  • Eris, Dr. Facilier, Carface, Killer, Belladonna, The Horned King, Creeper, Jafar, Maleficent, Myotismon, Ursula, The Machine, The Carnotaurs, The Grand Duke of Owls, Warren T. Rat, Cat R. Waul, Chula, Bowser, Mistress Nine, Bowser Jr., Rothbart, Ozzy, Strut, Ichy and Dil, Rinkus, Sierra, Red Claw, Screech, Thud, Makunga, Clayton, Oogie Boogie, and Team Rocket (Cassidy and Butch) will work with Satan and Saddam, although all of the content will removed.
  • In order to make the film appropriate for children under 17, all the adult content and bad language will be removed.
  • This is one of a few Littlefoot’s Adventures films featuring most of the Littlefoot’s Adventures guest stars without Ash and the gang; the others are Littlefoot’s Adventures of Ghostbusters II, Littlefoot’s Adventures of Space Jam, Littlefoot and The Return of Jafar, and more.

Cartman Crying

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Danny Goes to FernGully!

With Buzz Lightyear, no less.

Danny, the gang, the Berenstain Bears, Team Lightyear, Bernard, Bianca and Jake travel to a rainforest called FernGully and meet a fairy named Crysta. Along with Crysta’s pals, a bat named Batty Koda, and a human named Zak, as they help the fairies defeat Hexxus (whom Darla Dimple, Raffish Ralph, Weasel McGreed, Warp Darkmatter work for) and save FernGully. 

gloryofda:

Danny Goes to FernGully!

With Buzz Lightyear, no less.

Danny, the gang, the Berenstain Bears, Team Lightyear, Bernard, Bianca and Jake travel to a rainforest called FernGully and meet a fairy named Crysta. Along with Crysta’s pals, a bat named Batty Koda, and a human named Zak, as they help the fairies defeat Hexxus (whom Darla Dimple, Raffish Ralph, Weasel McGreed, Warp Darkmatter work for) and save FernGully. 

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Here is a poster for my newest upcoming movie, Pooh and Ronald McDonald’s adventures of The Game Plan. This film will guest star Tennessee Tuxedo, Chumley, Garfield, Odie, Poky, Shy, Tip, Dash, Lucky, Rolly, Cadpig, Spot, Ash, Pikachu, Misty, Brock, Togepi, Simba, Timon, Pumbaa, Chanticleer, Buster Bunny, Babs Bunny, Plucky Duck, Shirley the loon, Fifi La Fume, The Simpsons, Milhouse Van Houten, Alex Whitney, Wally Kogan, Annoying Orange, Pear, Marshmallow, Midget Apple and Grandpa Lemon.P.S. I apologize for not having Tennessee Tuxedo, Chumley, Garfield, Odie, Poky, Shy, Tip, Dash, Lucky, Rolly, Cadpig and Spot in the poster, but they will appear in the movie itself.

Don’t you mean Pooh, Ronald McDonald, Tennessee Tuxedo, Chumley, Garfield, Poky, Shy, Tip, Dash, Lucky, Rolly, Cadpig, Spot, Ash, Pikachu, Misty, Brock, Togepi, Simba, Timon, Pumbaa, Chanticleer, Buster Bunny, the Simpsons and the Annoying Orange’s Adventures of The Game Plan?

gloryofda-deactivated20120810:

Here is a poster for my newest upcoming movie, Pooh and Ronald McDonald’s adventures of The Game Plan. This film will guest star Tennessee Tuxedo, Chumley, Garfield, Odie, Poky, Shy, Tip, Dash, Lucky, Rolly, Cadpig, Spot, Ash, Pikachu, Misty, Brock, Togepi, Simba, Timon, Pumbaa, Chanticleer, Buster Bunny, Babs Bunny, Plucky Duck, Shirley the loon, Fifi La Fume, The Simpsons, Milhouse Van Houten, Alex Whitney, Wally Kogan, Annoying Orange, Pear, Marshmallow, Midget Apple and Grandpa Lemon.

P.S. I apologize for not having Tennessee Tuxedo, Chumley, Garfield, Odie, Poky, Shy, Tip, Dash, Lucky, Rolly, Cadpig and Spot in the poster, but they will appear in the movie itself.

Don’t you mean Pooh, Ronald McDonald, Tennessee Tuxedo, Chumley, Garfield, Poky, Shy, Tip, Dash, Lucky, Rolly, Cadpig, Spot, Ash, Pikachu, Misty, Brock, Togepi, Simba, Timon, Pumbaa, Chanticleer, Buster Bunny, the Simpsons and the Annoying Orange’s Adventures of The Game Plan?