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Pooh's Adventures of Wings

Even the mockbusters? Is there a single movie these Pooh’s Adventures fans don’t like?

Psyga's General Blog: Reading the rules to Pooh's Adventures, take 2

psyga315:

In the span of a month, the Pooh’s Adventures rules improved slightly, though only in the sense of spelling mistakes getting corrected. The only huge correction is the specification of what exactly they meant by Non-Disney (now it’s animated).

However, the contradictory rules are still there, with the Adventures that break the rules still being there as well. There’s also two new rules there. So I guess I should look at some of the later rules and see what else is there.

16. Only Rated G, or PG and No Rated R.

South Park. Three of them. (I see they have no qualms about doing the same movie despite that whole turf war mentality they have)

17. Only Video Games that are rated EC, E, and E10+ not rated M or AO.

And T? Where the hell is the T rating?

18. Only T.V. shows that rated TV-Y, TV-Y7, and TV-G, Not TV-PG, TV-14, nor TV-MA

Could you still believe I giggle with the Pooh’s Adventures of Breaking Bad page?

19. Only kids shows and animated movies. (live-action family films are exceptions)

Okay, so loop hole for those animated movies that aren’t for kids.

22. This wikia is for those that will not be subjected to copyright claims.

That really isn’t a rule. That’s more of a policy. If what I’m reading makes sense. Can anyone else read this and understand what it means?

23. Original Characters are not acceptable (except LKHFF characters)

Ah yes, the Grandfather Clause. A rule allowing LKHFF characters to be in the Adventures wikia. Reese chose to ignore such claims. And the rule that states no real people (Yeah, Reese wants to be in a Pooh’s Adventure and all that, but he’s still a real person and an original character.)

24. Do not add YTP suff on this wikia.

Guess that means no Tyrannosaurus Alan, Zelda CD-I characters, or Hotel Mario… Oh wait.

26. No Rock music, Pop Music, Heavy Metal, Country Music, etc. Only Disney and Non-Disney Music.

WHAT THE HELL CONSTITUTES AS NON-DISNEY!? And wouldn’t some of Disney’s songs be considered Rock, Pop, Heavy Metal or Country? Guess the Country Bears can take a hike too. Nobody liked that movie.

27. No Gothic or Emo.

At least we share a common ground.

28. Don’t add any upcoming characters when they’re not seen in “Pooh’s Adventures” and/or spin-offs yet.

Then you better remove half the pages since all of that is “so and so will appear in x’s adventures of y”, when said adventure never gets made and put up on Youtube.

29. Antagonists are not allowed to be heroes in any spin-offs.

Well that removes a chunk of characters on this page who never really reformed in their movies (Shenzi in Spongebob’s squad comes to mind). Let’s see who else gets knocked off.

36. There are no penalties if you break the rules. As long as you don’t do it again, then you’re good.

Then what’s the point of going all “This is your ONLY WARNING!” and saying “we will not tolerate making fake pages” if you’re gonna be chillax with the rules?

38. If you plan on guest starring a character in your crossover, you must make sure that character is available by going on the character’s article and seeing if he/she is available because if he/she is already guest starring in another crossover of the same movie or show, then he/she can’t be included in your crossover.

And what about the people who have “is going to appear in” in their list?

And that’s the rules I could cover. It made early Yu-Gi-Oh look like they were strictly following the rules. My thoughts is that this should not be on the Wiki. At all. I can see the reason for the rules, but they’re less of preventative measures and more of restrictive requirements that get broken on a daily basis. By looking straight at the rules, you can see that they can easily snap or be used as a Loophole.

It’s a politician and a lawyer’s wet dream all rolled into one. I say more editing should be done to the wiki to make it more simple to follow and not lead to broken rules that have to have the Grandfather Clause invoked just so that they could be kept.

That’s basically why I did this post. Not because I hated it (though seeing some of these rules did make me wanna bash my head into a wall) but because they need to be seriously looked at. I’m surprised no one else managed to notice the rules. So please, do your best to fix up the rules, but don’t do vandalize it. It just needs clearer editing.

Psyga's General Blog: THERE ARE RULES TO POOH'S ADVENTURES!?

psyga315:

Okay, I told you guys I’d retire… but… WHAT!? I can’t believe this! THERE ARE RULES FOR POOH’S ADVENTURES!!! I… wow. I actually wonder what sort of rules they could have, because I sure as hell want to know. These rules are for the Pooh’s Adventures Creators who want to contribute to the wikia, so we’re probably looking at what rules the higher ups adhere to. Let’s begin.

1. When you create a character page, please put in who voices the character. The actors and actresses should deserve some recognition.

Okay, simple and fair enough. I mean, it would be cool to know just whose voice to imagine for the characters when they’re in subtitle format.

2. No Anime allowed. (except Pokemon, Digimon and Sailor Moon.)

Oooookay… At least this explains a few things, like why there’s so few Anime in the series. At least I should be thankful, because that means I don’t have to read up on how Kyubey’s new backstory is that he’s the bastard child of Artemis and Maleficent. Though I think the rule is broken. Not sure, though, since it’s not on the Wikia, and I think this rule only applies to the Wikia.

3. NO real life characters allowed. (examples: Barack Obama, George Bush, Lady Gaga, Justin Bieber, etc…)

Good. Great. No, actually this is great. It helps out greatly. Fanfiction.net doesn’t allow the use of real people in their stories either, so… kudos.

4. If any characters are not created by Disney, put them in the Non-Disney category. (Including T.V. shows and Video Games)

Okay.

5. Don’t make a page about fake spin-offs. (We won’t tollerate fake one, unless they must be shown on Youtube.)

Hm… What about the ones that don’t have Youtube videos? The ones that are being planned out? Case in point, Skarloey’s Adventures.

6. Do not reupload pages that have been deleted.

Another rule that makes sense. I mean, I don’t think anyone else would want to see a page of Pooh’s Adventures in Breaking Bad.

7. No Horror/Cult films allowed.

Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh… Not to mention the cameos from Freddy, Jason, and other assorted horror movie characters in another Adventures video…

8. Only Disney/Non Disney characters. (especially Pixar)

Okay, what the hell constitutes as Non-Disney? Anything not owned by Disney counts as Non-Disney. It’s oddly worded for some loophole abuse, though the other rules seem to stop that.

9. Do not make pages about your own spin-offs unless it has to be shown onYoutube, DailyMotion, or Vimeo.

Okay, I gotta ask here, why is it “unless it has to be shown"? Shouldn’t it be: “unless it is to be shown"? Has to is usually more like a demand than anything else. Like say, “he has to pilot the giant robot" or “he has to eat his green peas.“

10. If any of you will like to write instaed of amking movies, you may do so. (Only on Devaintart and Fanfction)

Good rule. The only downside I see with this is that there’s no support for Archive Of Our Own.

11. Do not upload inappropriate content. (examples; Fallout, Dead Rising,South Park, Family Guy, Napoleon Dynamite, and Grand Theft Auto, etc…)

Oh? You mean this?

12. Do not use any characters that have already been chosen by another user.

Um… Turf war much? I’m not exactly sure who owns what exactly. Obviously the Fantasy Adventure Team (That’s Benny, Leo, and Johnny’s team to those not in the know) are owned by Lionkingheart Studios. Bowser, Mistress 9, Baby Bowser, and Ranamon Azula are owned by Bowsermovies1989, I think… though there are mentions of Bowser in other Pooh’s Adventures not made by him… Though I think that’s with permission… It’s just confusing.

13. If a character has not appeared in a Spin offs yet, do not add them to this Wiki.

Um… K?

15. Comic book characters are not allowed. (Batman characters are exempt from this rule.)

Well, there goes the Avengers, even though they’re technically Disney characters… (I feel dirty)

Okay, at this point, the Wiki repeats itself with the rules. In fact, Rule 25 is just Rule 10 in different words. Either they become super specific with the rulings and what kind of movie Pooh should have an adventure of or they have rulings that are soon deemed hypocritical via a quick search on their own wiki no less. And chances are, it will be both. No exceptions.

Play a game, actually. Count how many times even one rule gets broken. Fuck, at this point, the US Constitution is more consistent than this! There is a bright side though. The rules are on a wikia, and thus, they are editable. Not only that, but everyone can edit them. I ask any reader, be they a fan of Pooh’s Adventures, a hater of Pooh’s Adventures or even a creator of Pooh’s Adventures, to just go and fix up the page so that it’s not repetitive, hypocritical or both.

And if you are a hater of Pooh’s Adventures, you may find it weird to hear me say this, but don’t do this as an excuse to vandalize the page or link to pages that break the rules directly at the rules. You’re not doing anyone any favors with this. Yes, it’s funny to point out the flaws in a rule system, but the rules need to be fixed, and unlike the aforementioned Constitution, this can be fixed by an average Joe’s hand. 

”No Trolling, Vandalising, nor Harassment/Cyberbullying.“

Then now would be a good time to do something about the dookyIKRdooky article, wouldn’t it?

Pooh's Adventures of Equestria Girls

Talk about taking it too far, huh?

Why is it that Pooh and his friends don’t become human when they travel in the alterante world?